book: [uses tropes]

reader: i cannot believe how lazy the author is, to use tropes

book: [doesnt use tropes]

reader: what is the avant garde bullshit

Attendant: Sir, you can’t bring that animal on the plane.

Me: He’s registered I have the paperwork

Attendant: No, I mean he won’t fit.

My Anxiety Elephant: *senses my anxiety*

print "hello world"