The Legend of Dog Stevens (Volume VII) aka cousin shit
@somethin.bsky.social
ESP grifter, gender neutralist, terrorist UAP, Anacho-cybermodernist comedy occultist and capsule reviewer of this layer of reality. 40 years of experience. They/them. Gonna start charging an admission fee. Goodbye energy voids Somewhere in the Twin Cities
Pinned
Is it in her heart? Her mind? Or is it real?
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The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
Holy. Shit.
www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
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There’s a direct line from ‘just asking questions about women’s sports’ to criminalizing our health care, we warned you it was coming, you said it would be fine and you just had a few more questions.
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
There’s a direct line from ‘just asking questions about women’s sports’ to criminalizing our health care, we warned you it was coming, you said it would be fine and you just had a few more questions.
Give me love and joy or give me death. No light thieves. No misery addicts. No psychic vampires. No.
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Give me love and joy or give me death. No light thieves. No misery addicts. No psychic vampires. No.
Why would the admin be flooding the zone so bad today? hmmmm
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Why would the admin be flooding the zone so bad today? hmmmm
defaulting to siding with power is a path to misery and dissatisfaction
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
defaulting to siding with power is a path to misery and dissatisfaction
most satanic headline I've read in years and that's saying alot
Trump Media, the parent company of Truth Social, agreed to merge with a nuclear fusion company in a deal worth $6 billion.
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal
Trump Media & Technology Group, the social media and crypto company in which President Trump holds a large stake, said it would help develop a “utility-scale fusion power plant.”
nyti.ms
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
most satanic headline I've read in years and that's saying alot
These fucking ghouls
December 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
These fucking ghouls
Kings Crossing by Elliot Smith is my favorite Christmas song
December 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Kings Crossing by Elliot Smith is my favorite Christmas song
I think women usually relate to true crime media as a way to control an uncontrollable fear, to men it's practically jerk off material, or at the very least, "at least I'm not THAT guy, at least my deep dark need didn't lead me that far." Either way the pain is sold, and the reasoning is secondary.
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I think women usually relate to true crime media as a way to control an uncontrollable fear, to men it's practically jerk off material, or at the very least, "at least I'm not THAT guy, at least my deep dark need didn't lead me that far." Either way the pain is sold, and the reasoning is secondary.
the dead boys, what a band
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the dead boys, what a band
40 y/o man-lady idiot-genius
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
40 y/o man-lady idiot-genius
If I could stop one invention in human history it would be the synthesis of amphetamine, though we'd lose a bunch of awesome bands
December 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If I could stop one invention in human history it would be the synthesis of amphetamine, though we'd lose a bunch of awesome bands
Was Nightcrawler just making fun of Aaron Sorkin?
December 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Was Nightcrawler just making fun of Aaron Sorkin?
you remembered the sex but totally forgot about all the death
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
you remembered the sex but totally forgot about all the death
"Fear and Loathing in the Twin Cities Suburbs"
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"Fear and Loathing in the Twin Cities Suburbs"
I truly wish i could give every person in the world a copy of "not the Israel my parents promised me" by Harvey Pekar. If you haven't read it, you should. incredibly nuanced and tragic and human like all of his work. RIP Harvey, glad you didn't have to see what the world has become.
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I truly wish i could give every person in the world a copy of "not the Israel my parents promised me" by Harvey Pekar. If you haven't read it, you should. incredibly nuanced and tragic and human like all of his work. RIP Harvey, glad you didn't have to see what the world has become.
Horseshoe theory should be called zealot psychology and basically has nothing do with politics, its a false equivalence that seems correct because the mind if the true believer is the same no matter the beliefs.
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Horseshoe theory should be called zealot psychology and basically has nothing do with politics, its a false equivalence that seems correct because the mind if the true believer is the same no matter the beliefs.
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Your favorite album is not my favorite album and therefore you will executed by the council of record store elders
January 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Your favorite album is not my favorite album and therefore you will executed by the council of record store elders
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Alvins of the world RISE UP and AWAKEN. You don't need Simon and Theodore anymore.
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Alvins of the world RISE UP and AWAKEN. You don't need Simon and Theodore anymore.
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A world ran by corner store employees they truly see the world the way it is.
May 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A world ran by corner store employees they truly see the world the way it is.
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Everywhere I go I see weak minded Simons and Theodores and NO strong willed Alvins! Rise up Alvins, ask for your Hula Hoop!!!!
March 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Everywhere I go I see weak minded Simons and Theodores and NO strong willed Alvins! Rise up Alvins, ask for your Hula Hoop!!!!
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Who spent all my money
Who did all my drugs
Who took all my kisses
Who stole all my hugs
I am searching for that someone
On which to take revenge
I'm looking for a me
Got a gun to their head
Explanations in life are few and far between. Guess that's what you get for being a sentient being
Who did all my drugs
Who took all my kisses
Who stole all my hugs
I am searching for that someone
On which to take revenge
I'm looking for a me
Got a gun to their head
Explanations in life are few and far between. Guess that's what you get for being a sentient being
January 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Who spent all my money
Who did all my drugs
Who took all my kisses
Who stole all my hugs
I am searching for that someone
On which to take revenge
I'm looking for a me
Got a gun to their head
Explanations in life are few and far between. Guess that's what you get for being a sentient being
Who did all my drugs
Who took all my kisses
Who stole all my hugs
I am searching for that someone
On which to take revenge
I'm looking for a me
Got a gun to their head
Explanations in life are few and far between. Guess that's what you get for being a sentient being
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Mental thrillness baby
October 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Mental thrillness baby