Someteafortwo
@someteafortwo.bsky.social
✨Goddess of Darkness and Whimsy.✨
General weirdo.
General weirdo.
This time of year is so special. You can really feel the seasonal depression settling in like lead.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This time of year is so special. You can really feel the seasonal depression settling in like lead.
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It’s actually kind of bullshit that the whole country is being held hostage by mad hatter whose disturbed visions of 👑, people to suffer and die because we have to wait till midterms while destruction and chaos abound. It’s all unforgivable. They say presidency ages them, hell, this one ages us all.
October 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It’s actually kind of bullshit that the whole country is being held hostage by mad hatter whose disturbed visions of 👑, people to suffer and die because we have to wait till midterms while destruction and chaos abound. It’s all unforgivable. They say presidency ages them, hell, this one ages us all.
Conservatives really out here making their kinks everyone else’s problems. 😭
September 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Conservatives really out here making their kinks everyone else’s problems. 😭
Genuinely still mad labubu isn’t slang for lobotomy.
August 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Genuinely still mad labubu isn’t slang for lobotomy.
Do people not just casually know what self immolation is?
August 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Do people not just casually know what self immolation is?
If the rich wanna go to space so bad they should. Launch them. No return trip. Byeeee
April 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If the rich wanna go to space so bad they should. Launch them. No return trip. Byeeee
Watching billionaires crumble is my new favorite hobby.
If it walks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, and salutes like a Nazi…
Keep the online pressure up, friends. And boycott Tesla.
Find out more about local protests at teslatakedown.com
Keep the online pressure up, friends. And boycott Tesla.
Find out more about local protests at teslatakedown.com
March 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Watching billionaires crumble is my new favorite hobby.
Not being able to sleep well while also getting migraines from sleep meds is a wild place to be in. 😭
March 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Not being able to sleep well while also getting migraines from sleep meds is a wild place to be in. 😭
Nothing says “Have a great shift!” quite like sexual harassment first thing. 😭
February 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nothing says “Have a great shift!” quite like sexual harassment first thing. 😭
How many self diagnoses until my husband blocks WebMD? LET’S FIND OUT.
1. COVID
2. Meningitis
3. Encephalitis
4. Skull Base Osteomyelitis
Four in and all I’ve gotten is a “stop self diagnosing, dear”. I REQUIRE MORE
1. COVID
2. Meningitis
3. Encephalitis
4. Skull Base Osteomyelitis
Four in and all I’ve gotten is a “stop self diagnosing, dear”. I REQUIRE MORE
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
How many self diagnoses until my husband blocks WebMD? LET’S FIND OUT.
1. COVID
2. Meningitis
3. Encephalitis
4. Skull Base Osteomyelitis
Four in and all I’ve gotten is a “stop self diagnosing, dear”. I REQUIRE MORE
1. COVID
2. Meningitis
3. Encephalitis
4. Skull Base Osteomyelitis
Four in and all I’ve gotten is a “stop self diagnosing, dear”. I REQUIRE MORE
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If you are detained by ICE, do not say anything without a lawyer present.
Use this website to find out information about a detainee: portal.ice.gov
For more information and to see the video in other languages, go to wehaverights.us
youtube.com/shorts/hW2BL...
Use this website to find out information about a detainee: portal.ice.gov
For more information and to see the video in other languages, go to wehaverights.us
youtube.com/shorts/hW2BL...
Your Rights When ICE Detains You
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
youtube.com
January 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If you are detained by ICE, do not say anything without a lawyer present.
Use this website to find out information about a detainee: portal.ice.gov
For more information and to see the video in other languages, go to wehaverights.us
youtube.com/shorts/hW2BL...
Use this website to find out information about a detainee: portal.ice.gov
For more information and to see the video in other languages, go to wehaverights.us
youtube.com/shorts/hW2BL...
“Here’s your dirty whore of a chai” is how I like to deliver coffee to friends. Bonus if they’re at work.
February 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“Here’s your dirty whore of a chai” is how I like to deliver coffee to friends. Bonus if they’re at work.
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...check up on yo strong friends...
January 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
...check up on yo strong friends...
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This is what we all should remember.
January 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is what we all should remember.
Barista at my fave coffee shop tried to remember my name. After I told her she said “you look like you would have a really unique name.”
I know. Sorry to disappoint. 👆🏻👉🏻
I know. Sorry to disappoint. 👆🏻👉🏻
January 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Barista at my fave coffee shop tried to remember my name. After I told her she said “you look like you would have a really unique name.”
I know. Sorry to disappoint. 👆🏻👉🏻
I know. Sorry to disappoint. 👆🏻👉🏻
Being an informed citizen and being a sane citizen don’t seem to coexist well in my brain. Any tips?
January 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Being an informed citizen and being a sane citizen don’t seem to coexist well in my brain. Any tips?
“What are your hobbies?”
Screaming and sowing chaos. Next question.
Screaming and sowing chaos. Next question.
January 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“What are your hobbies?”
Screaming and sowing chaos. Next question.
Screaming and sowing chaos. Next question.
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
I always plan to be productive after work but it never happens. 😩
January 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I always plan to be productive after work but it never happens. 😩