Happy Blackout Wednesday to all who celebrate
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Happy Blackout Wednesday to all who celebrate
The Georgia Tech game is on at this bar so I am leaving this bar
August 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Georgia Tech game is on at this bar so I am leaving this bar
Every time I go through a deep dive emo kick, I am reminded once again that it’s a miracle I survived my teenage years. How did we all get through being so fucking sad?!
August 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Every time I go through a deep dive emo kick, I am reminded once again that it’s a miracle I survived my teenage years. How did we all get through being so fucking sad?!
I have sadly become too important at work and I am responsible for a lot of coordination. So I start my group messages to colleagues with “sup fam” so people temper expectations.
August 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I have sadly become too important at work and I am responsible for a lot of coordination. So I start my group messages to colleagues with “sup fam” so people temper expectations.
When I die, I want to be known as someone who hated Sublime and 311
July 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When I die, I want to be known as someone who hated Sublime and 311
Me, a little buzzed and trying to explain what Alex looks like to a door dasher: does he have really good hair? Ok that’s him
July 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Me, a little buzzed and trying to explain what Alex looks like to a door dasher: does he have really good hair? Ok that’s him
“So I was in a fight with this woman on threads” - @blabbate.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“So I was in a fight with this woman on threads” - @blabbate.bsky.social
I would like to take this opportunity to say I’m still mad the Braves left Fulton County
July 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I would like to take this opportunity to say I’m still mad the Braves left Fulton County
Family group chats are the worst thing to ever happen to me.
June 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Family group chats are the worst thing to ever happen to me.
I love my work friends cause when I’m in the office I get shit like this meeting request
June 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I love my work friends cause when I’m in the office I get shit like this meeting request
People I accept talking to me when I’m out in public alone:
- bartenders
- booksellers
- boiled peanut makers
- people I speak to first
- dogs
Everyone else can pls fuck off
- bartenders
- booksellers
- boiled peanut makers
- people I speak to first
- dogs
Everyone else can pls fuck off
June 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
People I accept talking to me when I’m out in public alone:
- bartenders
- booksellers
- boiled peanut makers
- people I speak to first
- dogs
Everyone else can pls fuck off
- bartenders
- booksellers
- boiled peanut makers
- people I speak to first
- dogs
Everyone else can pls fuck off
Made Alex watch the entire 3oh!3 warped tour livestream today cause he said he hates them. I’m not even that much of a fan, just a dickhead.
June 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Made Alex watch the entire 3oh!3 warped tour livestream today cause he said he hates them. I’m not even that much of a fan, just a dickhead.
Getting into good trouble today
June 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Getting into good trouble today
Reposted by amber
If you're a liberal politician anywhere in the world you need to stop trying to get conservatives to see God. They won't. They'd rather see you dead
Gov. Tim Walz says Democratic Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband were shot and killed last night in “a political assassination.”
June 14, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you're a liberal politician anywhere in the world you need to stop trying to get conservatives to see God. They won't. They'd rather see you dead
If anyone needs me, I’m probably drunkenly FaceTiming a family member
June 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If anyone needs me, I’m probably drunkenly FaceTiming a family member
Guy at bar: y’all know posh?
Me: posh spice?
Guy: no
Me: posh spice?
Guy: no
May 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Guy at bar: y’all know posh?
Me: posh spice?
Guy: no
Me: posh spice?
Guy: no
Ain’t anybody ever mean mug like me to a car trying to turn when I have the fucking right of way
March 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ain’t anybody ever mean mug like me to a car trying to turn when I have the fucking right of way
Can someone with twitter please tweet at live nation and formally complain about what is being considered emo at emo nite on my behalf
February 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Can someone with twitter please tweet at live nation and formally complain about what is being considered emo at emo nite on my behalf
I am living in a dystopian hellscape for many reasons but the latest being that I am hoping for a win for the city of Philadelphia
February 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I am living in a dystopian hellscape for many reasons but the latest being that I am hoping for a win for the city of Philadelphia
One of my coworkers that is in their 20s saw me with my pill organizer and asked if I was sick.
No, I’m just old.
No, I’m just old.
January 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
One of my coworkers that is in their 20s saw me with my pill organizer and asked if I was sick.
No, I’m just old.
No, I’m just old.
Alex: obsessively reads twitter for hours every single day
Also Alex after I show him the attached photo: sighs, is exasperated and tells me “that’s a lot of text”
Also Alex after I show him the attached photo: sighs, is exasperated and tells me “that’s a lot of text”
December 23, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Alex: obsessively reads twitter for hours every single day
Also Alex after I show him the attached photo: sighs, is exasperated and tells me “that’s a lot of text”
Also Alex after I show him the attached photo: sighs, is exasperated and tells me “that’s a lot of text”
My worst nightmare is happening: a stranger is incessantly yapping at me while I’m in the waiting area of my tattoo shop
December 3, 2024 at 9:50 PM
My worst nightmare is happening: a stranger is incessantly yapping at me while I’m in the waiting area of my tattoo shop
I know I’m old because I just got excited that trash bags and dishwasher pods are a part of a cyber Monday deal
December 2, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I know I’m old because I just got excited that trash bags and dishwasher pods are a part of a cyber Monday deal
An alarming take to hear online after his wife (me) just raved about how fun they are for two hours
This is surely an unpopular opinion but I find them to be subpar. It’s mostly running the ball and seeing who can screw up the least.
Snowy football games are simply wonderful
December 2, 2024 at 3:19 AM
An alarming take to hear online after his wife (me) just raved about how fun they are for two hours