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People would rather burn the country to the ground than admit they were wrong.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
People would rather burn the country to the ground than admit they were wrong.
Think hot thoughts.
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Think hot thoughts.
What did you think they meant by "deep tissue"?
October 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
What did you think they meant by "deep tissue"?
This is amazing
September 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is amazing
Nazi ideas, but we can't call them Nazis.
September 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Nazi ideas, but we can't call them Nazis.
Who DIDNT hit the save button? 👀
September 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Who DIDNT hit the save button? 👀
Atta boy, it's best to weed out the squares early.
August 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Atta boy, it's best to weed out the squares early.
There's icing the cake, and then there's icing the cake.
August 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There's icing the cake, and then there's icing the cake.
You're not the problem, looks like the trash took itself out 🤷
We can talk shit about them all we want now too.
We can talk shit about them all we want now too.
August 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You're not the problem, looks like the trash took itself out 🤷
We can talk shit about them all we want now too.
We can talk shit about them all we want now too.
Looking a little burnt. Need help rubbing in some aloe?
August 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Looking a little burnt. Need help rubbing in some aloe?
I'm flagging this comment as offensive❗
July 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I'm not sure pumping up your chest and making yourself top heavy is the right solution if you already want to fall over.
July 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I'm not sure pumping up your chest and making yourself top heavy is the right solution if you already want to fall over.
I think the flip side is there's a lot of work done behind the scenes to keep everyone safe. You never hear about the close calls or the ones that are caught before they can attack.
July 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I think the flip side is there's a lot of work done behind the scenes to keep everyone safe. You never hear about the close calls or the ones that are caught before they can attack.
The evidence was staring us in the face all along 😱
July 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The evidence was staring us in the face all along 😱
Thank YOU for standing for what's right and dumping Twitter 🫶
July 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Thank YOU for standing for what's right and dumping Twitter 🫶
Do you find you're perfectionistic in other areas too?
July 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Do you find you're perfectionistic in other areas too?
Aw yeah, getting paid to 👉👌
June 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Aw yeah, getting paid to 👉👌
So iconic that speedo is in the Smithsonian. I'm not joking.
June 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
So iconic that speedo is in the Smithsonian. I'm not joking.
Nerds are all too busy with their Switches.
June 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Nerds are all too busy with their Switches.
It should be animated so your crotch is flying at my face.
May 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It should be animated so your crotch is flying at my face.
Couldn't find your laser pointer? This is a solid back up plan.
May 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Couldn't find your laser pointer? This is a solid back up plan.
Who knew this is what that lil' sprout would grow into 🌱
April 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Who knew this is what that lil' sprout would grow into 🌱
Cruel to leave it in such a confined space.
April 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Cruel to leave it in such a confined space.