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Following me without liking one of my posts first is extremely suspect. What’s your game we both know I’m not funny
I need grinder to add an “I don’t want to see or be seen by people who have read homestuck” feature
April 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I need grinder to add an “I don’t want to see or be seen by people who have read homestuck” feature
I’m gonna creampie this grilled chicken wrap and call it a breedo
March 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’m gonna creampie this grilled chicken wrap and call it a breedo
Going to a baby shower and yelling “fuck babies!” for engagement
March 31, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Going to a baby shower and yelling “fuck babies!” for engagement
I don’t wanna play dnd anymore pathfinder has cooler spells and cuter kobolds
March 29, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I don’t wanna play dnd anymore pathfinder has cooler spells and cuter kobolds
Pushed on my nipple until it was concave and it got stuck for a second. My heart is beating so fast I might throw up.
March 11, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Pushed on my nipple until it was concave and it got stuck for a second. My heart is beating so fast I might throw up.
new kind of dom who self harms to punish you
March 3, 2024 at 7:30 PM
new kind of dom who self harms to punish you
102 degree fever makes those mobile game ads kinda hit like yeah you shoot those little mr incredibles wtf why’s there a giant my head hurst
February 29, 2024 at 1:31 AM
102 degree fever makes those mobile game ads kinda hit like yeah you shoot those little mr incredibles wtf why’s there a giant my head hurst
Capitalist Thom yorke is like “cuz I’m a leech/ I’m a landloord”
February 28, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Capitalist Thom yorke is like “cuz I’m a leech/ I’m a landloord”
I make sure to clean the bathroom at the coffee shop the Second a customer leaves. That’s right motherfucker. I know Exactly how stinky your butthole is.
February 28, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I make sure to clean the bathroom at the coffee shop the Second a customer leaves. That’s right motherfucker. I know Exactly how stinky your butthole is.
Following me without liking one of my posts first is extremely suspect. What’s your game we both know I’m not funny
February 27, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Following me without liking one of my posts first is extremely suspect. What’s your game we both know I’m not funny
I wonder if all of gen z thinking the world is going to end in the next 15 years is having any effects on the economy.
February 27, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I wonder if all of gen z thinking the world is going to end in the next 15 years is having any effects on the economy.
Woke Batman will be a mid transsexual. They won’t even have the decency to give us a hung futa with mommy milkers, just a flat chested boymoder with band tee and a tattoo choker on over the cowl.
February 23, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Woke Batman will be a mid transsexual. They won’t even have the decency to give us a hung futa with mommy milkers, just a flat chested boymoder with band tee and a tattoo choker on over the cowl.
I want brands on this app so bad. I miss them. I want Pepperidge farm to tell me how submissive and breadable their hearty white loafs are.
February 21, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I want brands on this app so bad. I miss them. I want Pepperidge farm to tell me how submissive and breadable their hearty white loafs are.
How do you people always know what the discourse is
February 20, 2024 at 5:28 AM
How do you people always know what the discourse is
*Coolest teacher in high school voice* the only presidents I care about are the Dead Kennedys.
February 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
*Coolest teacher in high school voice* the only presidents I care about are the Dead Kennedys.
Why does being itchy exist. What purpose does that serve
February 19, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Why does being itchy exist. What purpose does that serve
Sucking dick to remove the snake venom (piss)
sucking dick as a stim
February 19, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Sucking dick to remove the snake venom (piss)
Running into someone I ghosted for a year and they still wanna hang out makes me so sad. Honey, she’s not worth it.
February 18, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Running into someone I ghosted for a year and they still wanna hang out makes me so sad. Honey, she’s not worth it.
Going on a nice date with someone you wanna break with up feels like taking old Yeller for a last walk
February 18, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Going on a nice date with someone you wanna break with up feels like taking old Yeller for a last walk