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Christian vegan anarchist shitposter. Future himbo in training
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Due to growing political violence I feel the need to express the following. I strictly adhere to living a life of non-violence and do not advocate for violence of any kind. Anything I post that can be in any way construed as promoting violence is likely either a poorly worded bad joke or
After being a beginner knitter for the past 17 years (being generous there honestly lol) I’ve finally gotten purling down and next up is learning to read patterns and getting my color work figured out! I’m almost an amateur knitter!
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
After being a beginner knitter for the past 17 years (being generous there honestly lol) I’ve finally gotten purling down and next up is learning to read patterns and getting my color work figured out! I’m almost an amateur knitter!
Still blows my mind that Pat (the bunny) Schneeweis was interviewed by The New Yorker.
October 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Still blows my mind that Pat (the bunny) Schneeweis was interviewed by The New Yorker.
Don Quixote legit was like “m’lady” as he tipped his paper mache fedora.
October 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Don Quixote legit was like “m’lady” as he tipped his paper mache fedora.
For the like, 6th time in my life, I’ve had yet another pastor tell me I should consider seminary. Pretty sure someone’s trying to tell me something.
October 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
For the like, 6th time in my life, I’ve had yet another pastor tell me I should consider seminary. Pretty sure someone’s trying to tell me something.
An improv themed cruise ship hosted by drew Carey. Call it “Cruise Line is it anyway”
September 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
An improv themed cruise ship hosted by drew Carey. Call it “Cruise Line is it anyway”
A truth about myself that no one ever expects is that the first album I ever owned was Black and Blue by The Backstreet Boys (on cassette even lol)
September 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
A truth about myself that no one ever expects is that the first album I ever owned was Black and Blue by The Backstreet Boys (on cassette even lol)
I swear, everyone on the Hoosiers have gotten a touchdown at least once tonight lmao 58 nothing right now!
September 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I swear, everyone on the Hoosiers have gotten a touchdown at least once tonight lmao 58 nothing right now!
Due to growing political violence I feel the need to express the following. I strictly adhere to living a life of non-violence and do not advocate for violence of any kind. Anything I post that can be in any way construed as promoting violence is likely either a poorly worded bad joke or
September 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Due to growing political violence I feel the need to express the following. I strictly adhere to living a life of non-violence and do not advocate for violence of any kind. Anything I post that can be in any way construed as promoting violence is likely either a poorly worded bad joke or
Massholes are only from the Massachusetts region, everything else is just sparkling asshole.
September 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Massholes are only from the Massachusetts region, everything else is just sparkling asshole.
I have the Roku app which works as a remote. I haven’t told anyone yet. Time to find the perfect moment to have fun with that lmao
September 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I have the Roku app which works as a remote. I haven’t told anyone yet. Time to find the perfect moment to have fun with that lmao
My wife just handed me a bowl of chips and walked off. Our two dogs are now accosting me for this bowl of chips. It’s like two sharks circling the water. I can literally hear the jaws theme singing right now.
September 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My wife just handed me a bowl of chips and walked off. Our two dogs are now accosting me for this bowl of chips. It’s like two sharks circling the water. I can literally hear the jaws theme singing right now.
It’s still august. Halloween hasn’t even hit yet. Still, we have Christmas commercials. It’s seriously starting early this year.
August 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It’s still august. Halloween hasn’t even hit yet. Still, we have Christmas commercials. It’s seriously starting early this year.
There’s nothing quite like a Whale Shark and their emotional support remora
August 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
There’s nothing quite like a Whale Shark and their emotional support remora
You know, fruit by the foot is actually closer to a meter
August 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You know, fruit by the foot is actually closer to a meter
Honestly I think all I need in a bass is a Fender Bass VI but with a Telecaster body. My dream bass isn’t even a bass lmao
August 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Honestly I think all I need in a bass is a Fender Bass VI but with a Telecaster body. My dream bass isn’t even a bass lmao
Just learned Marky Ramone of the ramones played drums on The Misfits cover of Day The Earth Caught Fire by Balzac and this is seriously one of the weirdest things that totally makes sense to me.
August 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Just learned Marky Ramone of the ramones played drums on The Misfits cover of Day The Earth Caught Fire by Balzac and this is seriously one of the weirdest things that totally makes sense to me.
The only piece of music I’ve heard today that isn’t classical is Shaqs EDM music. Also, TIL shaq does EDM under the same DJ Diesel.
August 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The only piece of music I’ve heard today that isn’t classical is Shaqs EDM music. Also, TIL shaq does EDM under the same DJ Diesel.
Punks are city rednecks and folk punk peeps are just city hillbillies.
August 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Punks are city rednecks and folk punk peeps are just city hillbillies.
Somehow, Shrek (a total throwaway movie from the studio) became one of the most culturally significant movies of its time.
August 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Somehow, Shrek (a total throwaway movie from the studio) became one of the most culturally significant movies of its time.
It’s a weird feeling owning a favorite pair of pants honestly. I was never super fashionable in my life until recently and now I own multiple pairs of shoes, multiple suits, and have a favorite pair of pants and outfits I enjoy wearing. What’s happened to me??
August 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It’s a weird feeling owning a favorite pair of pants honestly. I was never super fashionable in my life until recently and now I own multiple pairs of shoes, multiple suits, and have a favorite pair of pants and outfits I enjoy wearing. What’s happened to me??
Jeopardys got a dude from Lake Hiawatha on it and damn, finally hearing about LH for a good reason for once lmao
August 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Jeopardys got a dude from Lake Hiawatha on it and damn, finally hearing about LH for a good reason for once lmao
The codes been cracked! PS3 emulation on android is (still very early in development but) a thing now! Can’t wait for it to really get going now.
August 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The codes been cracked! PS3 emulation on android is (still very early in development but) a thing now! Can’t wait for it to really get going now.
Sometimes I think I’m a pretty chill guy who doesn’t have any enemies and then I remember that time Yngwei Malmsteen was signing autographs at a guitar center and it took me like an hour to buy guitar strings and I realize I have one enemy.
August 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sometimes I think I’m a pretty chill guy who doesn’t have any enemies and then I remember that time Yngwei Malmsteen was signing autographs at a guitar center and it took me like an hour to buy guitar strings and I realize I have one enemy.
It’s taken me 32 years to discover the joy of Agatha Christie’s writing. On the upside, I have countless Poirot books and Miss Marple books to read now. Along with all of her other books.
July 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It’s taken me 32 years to discover the joy of Agatha Christie’s writing. On the upside, I have countless Poirot books and Miss Marple books to read now. Along with all of her other books.
Everything is going to shit, everything is becoming exceedingly difficult, and something else pops up every time I get close to solving an issue. But NPR is playing Pictures at an Exhibition so life’s alright I guess.
July 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Everything is going to shit, everything is becoming exceedingly difficult, and something else pops up every time I get close to solving an issue. But NPR is playing Pictures at an Exhibition so life’s alright I guess.