Delicious food
@someguacamole.bsky.social
Some (gender) who pretends to be sentient guacamole, unfunniest person you’ll ever see (you were warned)
Big bellies, stuff em till you cant.
June 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Big bellies, stuff em till you cant.
She drank the lava lamp juice.
April 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
She drank the lava lamp juice.
Look at that god damn BULDGEONER.
March 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Look at that god damn BULDGEONER.
Our favourite non-sane jester lady
March 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Our favourite non-sane jester lady
*parry* nice try, but not this time.
February 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
*parry* nice try, but not this time.
Now show us what it would look like if you did.
February 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Now show us what it would look like if you did.
Oooh, good vegetable, or... fruit? What are peaches I never bothered to check.
February 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oooh, good vegetable, or... fruit? What are peaches I never bothered to check.
That or put one of them against go-home, lander.
February 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
That or put one of them against go-home, lander.
Alright, my request is THE SUN from miitopia (the darkest lord/final boss) vs whitenight from lobotomy corporation. (With his 12 apostles.)
February 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Alright, my request is THE SUN from miitopia (the darkest lord/final boss) vs whitenight from lobotomy corporation. (With his 12 apostles.)
Im so interested in if there'll be a follow up to this.
February 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Im so interested in if there'll be a follow up to this.
The sound is bugged.
January 31, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The sound is bugged.
>flirt
"No matter how this battle ends, I want you to know, I still fall to the thought of your voice."
"No matter how this battle ends, I want you to know, I still fall to the thought of your voice."
January 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
>flirt
"No matter how this battle ends, I want you to know, I still fall to the thought of your voice."
"No matter how this battle ends, I want you to know, I still fall to the thought of your voice."
I'd post the meme but its too obvious so I got frozen in midair.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I'd post the meme but its too obvious so I got frozen in midair.
Kiss the lips and the tip.
January 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Kiss the lips and the tip.
<scare> time to horrify the shit out of this guy, literally.
January 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
<scare> time to horrify the shit out of this guy, literally.
You after I catch you.
January 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You after I catch you.
Ey, this look pretty good man-
...where yo clothes at.
...where yo clothes at.
January 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ey, this look pretty good man-
...where yo clothes at.
...where yo clothes at.