Sandra Chrystie
@somegayasshole.bsky.social
please don't mind me im still finding my voice
Ya it's 18+ duh
Poly, but you didn't ask
I am who I am, and you are who you are, don't forget that
Ya it's 18+ duh
Poly, but you didn't ask
I am who I am, and you are who you are, don't forget that
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
Bitches will really say I could kill a billionare and then not be able to eat a mushroom
January 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Bitches will really say I could kill a billionare and then not be able to eat a mushroom
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Like the old saying goes. to be cringe is to be free.
January 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Like the old saying goes. to be cringe is to be free.
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i wanna be so aggressively fruity, queer & girly i wanna take up so much space and be so loud and slutty i wanna be a fucking menace to society cuz apparently just by existing i'm a fucking problem so might as well have some fun with it!!!!
November 7, 2024 at 4:01 PM
i wanna be so aggressively fruity, queer & girly i wanna take up so much space and be so loud and slutty i wanna be a fucking menace to society cuz apparently just by existing i'm a fucking problem so might as well have some fun with it!!!!
Times I've tried to open TikTok in the last 10 minutes: 3
Times I've been stood up in the last 6 hours: 1
Times I've told myself it's gonna be okay and it's not gonna be as bad as everyone keeps saying this year: lost count
Times I've been stood up in the last 6 hours: 1
Times I've told myself it's gonna be okay and it's not gonna be as bad as everyone keeps saying this year: lost count
January 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Times I've tried to open TikTok in the last 10 minutes: 3
Times I've been stood up in the last 6 hours: 1
Times I've told myself it's gonna be okay and it's not gonna be as bad as everyone keeps saying this year: lost count
Times I've been stood up in the last 6 hours: 1
Times I've told myself it's gonna be okay and it's not gonna be as bad as everyone keeps saying this year: lost count
I don't know if any of you are real but I hope the robots love my sweet electronic poems
January 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I don't know if any of you are real but I hope the robots love my sweet electronic poems
Easier to pretend it's all a fantasy sometimes I guess haha
Anyway so necromancers
Anyway so necromancers
January 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Easier to pretend it's all a fantasy sometimes I guess haha
Anyway so necromancers
Anyway so necromancers
Sorry the thought of being a real person in the real world sorrounded by real people terrifies me
But hey that's exactly where we are anyway, even if we're just further away
But hey that's exactly where we are anyway, even if we're just further away
January 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sorry the thought of being a real person in the real world sorrounded by real people terrifies me
But hey that's exactly where we are anyway, even if we're just further away
But hey that's exactly where we are anyway, even if we're just further away
Humans have been throwing every waking thought into the void for years and I'm supposed to stop because what. Everyone can hear me now? Big woop
January 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Humans have been throwing every waking thought into the void for years and I'm supposed to stop because what. Everyone can hear me now? Big woop
Knowing who I am as a person it'll end up being both
January 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Knowing who I am as a person it'll end up being both
Is it too late to make new year resolutions
I wanna get on stage this year
Comedy or drag idc anymore
I wanna get on stage this year
Comedy or drag idc anymore
January 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Is it too late to make new year resolutions
I wanna get on stage this year
Comedy or drag idc anymore
I wanna get on stage this year
Comedy or drag idc anymore
Any good necromancer should know how to still the dead just as well as raise them
Anything less is a danger to the craft as a whole
Anything less is a danger to the craft as a whole
January 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Any good necromancer should know how to still the dead just as well as raise them
Anything less is a danger to the craft as a whole
Anything less is a danger to the craft as a whole
I'm trapped in the cold and snowy world
Can't get home
Forced to stay at my best friend's house and play fallout and borderlands
Truly unfortunate
Can't get home
Forced to stay at my best friend's house and play fallout and borderlands
Truly unfortunate
January 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm trapped in the cold and snowy world
Can't get home
Forced to stay at my best friend's house and play fallout and borderlands
Truly unfortunate
Can't get home
Forced to stay at my best friend's house and play fallout and borderlands
Truly unfortunate
Lots of discourse in the hypno fandom today
December 29, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Lots of discourse in the hypno fandom today
the worlds too big and im just a doll
im sorry if im not ready for it all
im sorry if im not ready for it all
December 29, 2024 at 10:26 AM
the worlds too big and im just a doll
im sorry if im not ready for it all
im sorry if im not ready for it all
sometimes in life all you need is head from a service top so good you pass out
i think he fixed all my problems actually
i think he fixed all my problems actually
December 28, 2024 at 7:44 PM
sometimes in life all you need is head from a service top so good you pass out
i think he fixed all my problems actually
i think he fixed all my problems actually
gender critical? broke
my gender rapidly approaching a critical mass from which it will either explode or collapse in upon itself and consume all gender around it? bespoke.
my gender rapidly approaching a critical mass from which it will either explode or collapse in upon itself and consume all gender around it? bespoke.
December 27, 2024 at 7:55 PM
gender critical? broke
my gender rapidly approaching a critical mass from which it will either explode or collapse in upon itself and consume all gender around it? bespoke.
my gender rapidly approaching a critical mass from which it will either explode or collapse in upon itself and consume all gender around it? bespoke.
Nair is a miracle product thank you stem majors
December 27, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Nair is a miracle product thank you stem majors
Running through the wilderness in the night
Heavy breathing
Suddenly I've lost you
I catch my breath and then BAM
You're on top of me, pinning me down,
and I know this is my place.
Heavy breathing
Suddenly I've lost you
I catch my breath and then BAM
You're on top of me, pinning me down,
and I know this is my place.
December 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Running through the wilderness in the night
Heavy breathing
Suddenly I've lost you
I catch my breath and then BAM
You're on top of me, pinning me down,
and I know this is my place.
Heavy breathing
Suddenly I've lost you
I catch my breath and then BAM
You're on top of me, pinning me down,
and I know this is my place.
thanks to the internet for making all my mental illnesses worse i think thats very toxic yuri of u
December 25, 2024 at 8:13 PM
thanks to the internet for making all my mental illnesses worse i think thats very toxic yuri of u
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New mtg format where everyone starts with infinite copies of this on the battlefield
Dysphoria be damned
Dysphoria be damned
December 25, 2024 at 5:49 PM
New mtg format where everyone starts with infinite copies of this on the battlefield
Dysphoria be damned
Dysphoria be damned
I've literally stopped giving a fuck and it feels so great, would recommend
December 25, 2024 at 9:51 AM
I've literally stopped giving a fuck and it feels so great, would recommend
Who cares
Maybe for Christmas I wanted to be a bitch next question
Maybe for Christmas I wanted to be a bitch next question
December 25, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Who cares
Maybe for Christmas I wanted to be a bitch next question
Maybe for Christmas I wanted to be a bitch next question
Is it toxic to domme yourself and pretend it's someone else doing it? Asking for a friend
December 25, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Is it toxic to domme yourself and pretend it's someone else doing it? Asking for a friend