Somefoolishguy
@somefoolishguy.bsky.social
This is a idiot who hides in your booze cabinet
This is a message in case I die I heard a group of children laughing in my basement I don’t have kids I’m going to check it out if I don’t respond presume I am dead
May 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is a message in case I die I heard a group of children laughing in my basement I don’t have kids I’m going to check it out if I don’t respond presume I am dead
*Getting suffocated as Fireworks by Katey parry plays in the background*
March 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
*Getting suffocated as Fireworks by Katey parry plays in the background*
People think they will go quietly in their sleep but I know I will die shitting on the toilet
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
People think they will go quietly in their sleep but I know I will die shitting on the toilet
As a child I enjoyed electrocuting myself and I think it explains a small percentage of why I’m like this
January 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
As a child I enjoyed electrocuting myself and I think it explains a small percentage of why I’m like this
*A snake walks into a bar*
Bartender: How the hell did you do that
Bartender: How the hell did you do that
November 15, 2024 at 2:15 PM
*A snake walks into a bar*
Bartender: How the hell did you do that
Bartender: How the hell did you do that
Over heard kids having a gunslinging match with toys and one of those little bastards said “You rizzed your last Ohio” while trying to sound cool
November 14, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Over heard kids having a gunslinging match with toys and one of those little bastards said “You rizzed your last Ohio” while trying to sound cool
Thinking of making a movie to rival sharknado and that is one thing Jortnado The great Jortenning (I haven’t had a full 8 hours of sleep in weeks)
November 12, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Thinking of making a movie to rival sharknado and that is one thing Jortnado The great Jortenning (I haven’t had a full 8 hours of sleep in weeks)
I just wanted to sleep but the demon in my house wanted to be funny go into a full sprint and stop at the foot of my bed
October 30, 2024 at 4:38 PM
I just wanted to sleep but the demon in my house wanted to be funny go into a full sprint and stop at the foot of my bed
Gonna drink so much caffeine that I won’t sleep in a month or go to see god with super speed
October 19, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Gonna drink so much caffeine that I won’t sleep in a month or go to see god with super speed
Task one get out of bed-check
Task two survive to spite god-check
Task three suffer in style-work in progress
Task two survive to spite god-check
Task three suffer in style-work in progress
November 15, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Task one get out of bed-check
Task two survive to spite god-check
Task three suffer in style-work in progress
Task two survive to spite god-check
Task three suffer in style-work in progress
I got drunk enough that I did the up yours hand signed and punched myself in the face so hard I gave myself a bloody nose…I can never show my face ever again
November 14, 2023 at 5:07 PM
I got drunk enough that I did the up yours hand signed and punched myself in the face so hard I gave myself a bloody nose…I can never show my face ever again
I can’t believe I just had to fight 3 raccoons over my fucking lunch the hell has my life come to
November 14, 2023 at 6:05 AM
I can’t believe I just had to fight 3 raccoons over my fucking lunch the hell has my life come to