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somefatguy
@somefatguy.bsky.social
· Dec 17
live bigh the thigh
digh bigh the thigh
digh bigh the thigh
she showed me her jewels and im about to osco all of over them
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
she showed me her jewels and im about to osco all of over them
I have an ass that turns boxers into lingerie
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I have an ass that turns boxers into lingerie
They scanned my gut and couldn't believe it wasn't butter
September 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
They scanned my gut and couldn't believe it wasn't butter
me donating plasma
September 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
me donating plasma
According to the president, I am autistic now
Poppin percs
And by percs, I mean the recommend amount of Tylenol as stated on the back of the bottle at the given intervals that is safe to do so
And by percs, I mean the recommend amount of Tylenol as stated on the back of the bottle at the given intervals that is safe to do so
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
According to the president, I am autistic now
I don't make fat jokes because of self-deprecation.
I make fat jokes because I fucking hate fat people.
I make fat jokes because I fucking hate fat people.
September 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I don't make fat jokes because of self-deprecation.
I make fat jokes because I fucking hate fat people.
I make fat jokes because I fucking hate fat people.
*slaps roof of car I'm selling
"ow, it's really hot"
"ow, it's really hot"
September 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
*slaps roof of car I'm selling
"ow, it's really hot"
"ow, it's really hot"
I don't smell the leftovers before I eat them. If I die, I die
August 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I don't smell the leftovers before I eat them. If I die, I die
I asked the doctor what type of diabetes I have. She said mambo no. 5
August 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I asked the doctor what type of diabetes I have. She said mambo no. 5
real talk, mounting your TV near the fucking ceiling is complete ass, be better
August 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
real talk, mounting your TV near the fucking ceiling is complete ass, be better
constantly referred to as "the goat" because of my odor
August 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
constantly referred to as "the goat" because of my odor
I use text to voice for everything because I can't fucking spell
July 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I use text to voice for everything because I can't fucking spell
my mom said I could join a gang, as long as they wash their hands before eating
July 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
my mom said I could join a gang, as long as they wash their hands before eating
just dropped some logs like this, majestic af
July 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
just dropped some logs like this, majestic af
me after this fuck ass bill made it through the house
July 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
me after this fuck ass bill made it through the house
my pronouns are he/him, because when my wife talks about me, she says "he's fucking stupid"
July 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
my pronouns are he/him, because when my wife talks about me, she says "he's fucking stupid"
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Buying death certificates of my enemies. They aren't dead yet, but I'm ready
May 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Buying death certificates of my enemies. They aren't dead yet, but I'm ready
approaching the clit like it's an invasive species
May 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
approaching the clit like it's an invasive species
just low key thinking, if I was a chicken, I'd absolutely be fucking UP some cicadas
May 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
just low key thinking, if I was a chicken, I'd absolutely be fucking UP some cicadas
Doing food reviews on a scale from M to T.
I will not explain what the letters mean. Just go with what makes the most sense
I will not explain what the letters mean. Just go with what makes the most sense
May 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Doing food reviews on a scale from M to T.
I will not explain what the letters mean. Just go with what makes the most sense
I will not explain what the letters mean. Just go with what makes the most sense
forever got the man riding a horse on top of my chest
May 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
forever got the man riding a horse on top of my chest
Got fired for putting TOO much filling the hostess cupcakes
May 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Got fired for putting TOO much filling the hostess cupcakes