10 years ago I would have read this & unequivocally assumed it to be a joke.

In 2025, dystopian nightmare reality.

i thought a sashay was the thing i ripped open & poured over my instant ramen?

Like, I know I'm not the only one who thinks it's shady & it comes off pretty conspiratorial but I genuinely think it might be a crypto-mining scheme.

I bought it because I love dumb novelty shit like this but something seemed suuper shady. That weird launcher that is constantly processing... something...? The fact that it has those dummy achievements of the alphabet, the fact that it doesn't close properly? Shady af.

I refunded immediately.

'Me at the Zoo' will turn 20 in around about a month & I'm just not going to be able to handle YouTube videos saying 'Uploaded 20 years ago.'