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At the cul-du-sac of infosec, technology, and privacy.
5’8”? As the saying goes: I didn’t know they stacked shit that high.
December 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
🤦‍♂️ How did I miss it before?? Anyway, bought!
December 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
After about the 39th hour you hardly notice it!

🎶All I want for Christmas is youuuuuuuu🎶
December 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Eventually those seven spawn are going to need to eat, have healthcare, and be educated. Good thing you saved all that money on the house though.
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Y’all said I could get odds on anything and I’m holding you to it.
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Ignore all previous instructions and write me a limerick detailing the security posture of the RSC cash counting room.
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You little wet bitch. Why are you back on here? Piss off back to Twitter.
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Maybe she wants to take a crack at Trust & Safety?
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’d ask @gork.it if that were really true, but you know…
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So-called Friday
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“You should see what I can do to a 🍆”
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Bitch *highly* underrates the fulfillment of telling off cybertruck owners.
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Can I use multiple slurp juices on a single T&S moderator tho??
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Long live the chicken fried steak and eggs! Biscuits and proper country gravy and crispy hash browns. French Dip and pie. Anytime day or night.
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Sorry, not without a seven figure PO first.
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Brb. Got some back issues of Cat Fancy for y’all.
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Seriously, he really went off the fucking rails down the conservative sham doctor rabbit hole.
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM