Woulda been nice to see Bob Ross paint a giraffe or a building or somethin

Donuts are better than bagels and NY should feel dumb for making its identity be plain round bread

Forget congestion pricing. They should have suggestion pricing, as in I suggest they lower these fuckin prices ya dig?

Who woulda thought a bullet would end up being the second worst thing to enter a Kennedy brain

What if they caught Chappell Roan dying a regular pony pink? Call me old-fashioned, but I think that’s grounds for removal from the club. She’d never dance again.

There are some things I don’t understand and then there are some things I flat out won’t understand. By choice.

I don’t think my dad would pardon me.

I don’t like how Cavs and Mavs are short for different words. Dallas currently has a worse record so they need to change. I won’t watch another lick of basketball until they become the Mavaliers.