SomeCallMe
somecallme.bsky.social
SomeCallMe
@somecallme.bsky.social
Social Democrat. Avid Evertonian. Cricket lover. Find me in the mountains.
Will be interesting to see how this week plays out for Everton now as I assume a big part of our January plans was to accept a low offer for dcl and move Beto out on loan with an obligation, neither of which can happen now.

A winger with pace who can play inside will do for now.
January 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Moyes will be looking up don’t you worry, he potentially has the chance to finish above West Ham and United, he will want that 100%.

But we need spurs to pump Leicester today and then we pump them next week and box off relegation talk then look up.

Still transfer work to do also.
January 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Moyesiah
January 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We’d got so bad under dyche that a manager I was happy to see go 12 years ago because I thought the football was dreadful and had gone stale is now reinvigorating the club to levels we haven’t seen for years.
January 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My favourite bit from the game was (MOTM) Iliman Ndiaye literally begging three sides of Goodison to sing his song after his wonder goal only for absolutely no one to take him on.

Never change Goodison.
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Everton fully embracing retro day by scoring goals and winning.
January 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Reposted by SomeCallMe
The only thing any team needs to do is give us the ball and we’ll take care of the rest for them.
December 29, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Good luck to friedkingroup trying to sell 8-12,000 tickets on the day to watch that shite.

I imagine they will be dishing out thousands of half season tickets to fill the gaps at this rate.

If I didn’t have a season ticket I’d be long gone.

Sack dyche now.
December 29, 2024 at 5:14 PM
If any evertonians genuinely want to keep watching that every week then fair play you fucking psychopaths. Absolutely horrific football.

Dyche is a total shit cunt and the sooner he is out the club the better.
December 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
We have to change it asap. We have a team full of defenders with no defending to do as they are just standing off us knowing we can’t score.

Young and doucs off, lindstrom and Patto on now so atleast we’ve got an overlapping fullback on the right and lindstrom on the wing.
December 29, 2024 at 3:58 PM
The below can be true ⬇️

- dyche is fucking shite and needs sacking ASAP
- those last three draws have been great and would be accepted anytime
- today will be tough and we could easily play well and lose.

Calm heads evertonians.
December 29, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Love this time of yeah man.

Walked into the kitchen an hour ago and had some manchego with chilli crackers and chutney.

Just walked in again now and had two stuffing balls and a glass of Diet Coke.

Fucking brilliant, now back to Halo.

No work till Monday either.
December 27, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Got a new family second hand Xbox for xmas(can’t beat CEXs 5 yr guarantee) and I bought fifa 21 for £2 for myself and I didn’t expect the Everton PTSD.

Carlo in the dugout, dcl on pomp, richy tearing it up, James pulling strings, siggy scoring screamers, Digne whipping crosses.

Heartbreaking.
December 27, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Our Notts forest pals are doing so well.

#goodlads
December 26, 2024 at 5:40 PM
You can hate dyche like I do and recognise those last three results have been good.

We could have won the last two games and all.

UTFT
December 26, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Outside of the beaut.
December 26, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Something something charity fc etc etc
December 26, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Passed up my ticket to the match to play Minecraft on the Xbox with my 5 year old( never played it before but it’s his everything at 5 and he’s unnervingly good but I’m a total noob). Anyway, I’m having fun but you watch Everton win now.
December 26, 2024 at 11:18 AM
No my fitness pal app you mad cunt I’m not updating my calorie intake today. Leave me alone.
December 25, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Merry Christmas everyone x
December 25, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Remember, the biggest saving you’ll make this Christmas is not buying the total shite you didn’t need anyway.

You’re welcome.
December 24, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Reform are bad news for Labour but they are existential for the tories.

Labour are in power & while things can get worse they can also get better.

The tories are out of power, out of favour, out of good will and out of road. They’ve nowhere to go that reform won’t go further
December 24, 2024 at 8:21 AM
Love you dyche
December 22, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I think we can all agree that Mandelson is a horrific choice for US ambassador and probably another misstep for this Labour government which is making a huge habit of it.

I can see Elon and trump rejecting the nomination to cause embarrassment for Labour.
December 21, 2024 at 8:14 AM
A note for how much people hate tax:

My friends got a letter saying they needed to pay back £1500 of child benefit as they have crossed the income threshold so they are buying a £60k electric car on salary sacrifice to put them back under the threshold and they can keep the 1500.

Mad cunts.
December 20, 2024 at 9:25 PM