Some Asshole
@someasshole.bsky.social
Just a regular old asshole
Sorry, he's too busy having gorp tell everyone how awesome and handsome he is.
Looking into it.
Looking into it.
a man is holding a cat and says tell him he is a pretty cat and a good cat
Alt: a man is holding a cat and says tell him he is a pretty cat and a good cat
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November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sorry, he's too busy having gorp tell everyone how awesome and handsome he is.
Looking into it.
Looking into it.
Once again, the What is a Woman crowd reveals what they really meant by the question.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Once again, the What is a Woman crowd reveals what they really meant by the question.
Literally took the decor from this cable commercial. Opulence, he does not has it.
a man in a suit sits on a couch holding a glass of wine
Alt: Kissing the mini giraffe from the Opulence I Has It commercial
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November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Literally took the decor from this cable commercial. Opulence, he does not has it.
Must've been thinking of a failed thousand year reich
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Must've been thinking of a failed thousand year reich
Cuomo provided senate seats from those that had them to the best of their abilities and provided to those in accordance with their needs. If that's not progressive, I don't know what is!
/s, so much /s
/s, so much /s
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Cuomo provided senate seats from those that had them to the best of their abilities and provided to those in accordance with their needs. If that's not progressive, I don't know what is!
/s, so much /s
/s, so much /s
No not like that! Higher minimum wages are radicalism. We meant the real kitchen table issues, like a grant for buying a Maserati or eliminating pesky regulations on overdraft fees. You know, stuff the real Americans care about.
/s
/s
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
No not like that! Higher minimum wages are radicalism. We meant the real kitchen table issues, like a grant for buying a Maserati or eliminating pesky regulations on overdraft fees. You know, stuff the real Americans care about.
/s
/s
Valid point. The 30 Years War was closer to their time than our civil war is to today. And we're still suffering some of those effects.
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Valid point. The 30 Years War was closer to their time than our civil war is to today. And we're still suffering some of those effects.
True! And perhaps we'd see more competitive races at the end of the ballot. More than "Choose up to 9 candidates" when there are only 9 on there.
I'd be interested to see it play out if it passes.
I'd be interested to see it play out if it passes.
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
True! And perhaps we'd see more competitive races at the end of the ballot. More than "Choose up to 9 candidates" when there are only 9 on there.
I'd be interested to see it play out if it passes.
I'd be interested to see it play out if it passes.
I don't intend to bring doomerism into it. Not at all! And effective campaign could plausible cut through it all and even help the top of the ballot.
But, man, I can also see all the Israel and Gaza stuff brought into this mayoral race ramped up to 11 if combined with fed elections.
But, man, I can also see all the Israel and Gaza stuff brought into this mayoral race ramped up to 11 if combined with fed elections.
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I don't intend to bring doomerism into it. Not at all! And effective campaign could plausible cut through it all and even help the top of the ballot.
But, man, I can also see all the Israel and Gaza stuff brought into this mayoral race ramped up to 11 if combined with fed elections.
But, man, I can also see all the Israel and Gaza stuff brought into this mayoral race ramped up to 11 if combined with fed elections.
Ads, outreach, longer ballot that people might ignore are what come to my mind. Just my thoughts, I have no data on it since we've had these off-year elections to now anyway.
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ads, outreach, longer ballot that people might ignore are what come to my mind. Just my thoughts, I have no data on it since we've had these off-year elections to now anyway.
I'm still torn on this one. I feel like the fed elections would boost turnout but might overwhelm city elections. I'd feel better if the proposal was to align it with the state's cycle, especially since so many of our challenges like transit are tied to state control.
But life goes on either way!
But life goes on either way!
October 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm still torn on this one. I feel like the fed elections would boost turnout but might overwhelm city elections. I'd feel better if the proposal was to align it with the state's cycle, especially since so many of our challenges like transit are tied to state control.
But life goes on either way!
But life goes on either way!
I seriously don't want to vote for either of them. Might try to amuse myself with a write in.
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I seriously don't want to vote for either of them. Might try to amuse myself with a write in.
9 AM on Monday? Doesn't he have a country to vice or something?
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
9 AM on Monday? Doesn't he have a country to vice or something?
It's your fault and Obama's fault. Curious why he called out you two specifically.
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's your fault and Obama's fault. Curious why he called out you two specifically.
If they're in tuxedos, it's okay. They let you do it.
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If they're in tuxedos, it's okay. They let you do it.
What could possibly be the target audience for this?
a cartoon woman with her eyes closed and the word noooope written below her
Alt: a cartoon woman with her eyes closed and the word noooope written below her
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October 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What could possibly be the target audience for this?
Gotta refer you to this game where Bryan Mitchell pitched an inning, then spent the next inning at first base before coming back to the mound.
www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NY...
www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NY...
October 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Gotta refer you to this game where Bryan Mitchell pitched an inning, then spent the next inning at first base before coming back to the mound.
www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NY...
www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NY...
They finally jazzed it up.
a cartoon of a stadium with third ball locked
Alt: Blernsball, from Futurama
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October 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
They finally jazzed it up.
Christ, what an asshole.
October 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Christ, what an asshole.
Good job keeping the Astros down.
Love,
This Yankees fan
Love,
This Yankees fan
a cartoon of a man holding a fishing net and saying woo .
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a fishing net and saying woo .
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September 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Good job keeping the Astros down.
Love,
This Yankees fan
Love,
This Yankees fan