I’d like them to have to wear a wooden sign on a string that identifies them as ice forever. That way the citizens can treat them badly on their own terms without the protection of an administration that enables them

I’d love it. It’s sweet. If it were me it’s an excuse to text you a picture of the flower in an improved vase later also

That’s just MF Doom

No, chef

That’s awesome!

The shape of the new haircut is so wonderful, the silhouette of it even so bouncy and cute!

I love Cadence brand reusable containers for lotion or hair pomade on plane travel. I don’t have to risk the whole container, they never leak, and they are always releasing new colors

You think Jimmy Fallon is like “ ROUND TWO Y’ALL “

Crunchyroll subscription? Shonen Jump subscription? Either it’s like 12$ a month

THE BEST WRESTLE

Why does anyone even lace up their boots against this man? The man is an unstoppable force!

Having children when you suck should be less important

I work in a medical field that’s mostly old people and I will tell you that a giant amount of them die on the toilet. It’s an open secret that sometimes the strain on the heart first thing in the morning kills them. I hope they find him on the toilet, I hope we find out that that’s how it happened

Dreaming of being a bootlicker who terrorizes hard working people is embarrassing on top of disgusting