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a screenshot of the new york times' website asking me to "Finish setting up my free account", with the "maybe later" link under the "Continue" button changed to read "Not like you care what I think anyway"
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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thank you for expressing interest in the not available. story of my life bro
screenshot of an email that reads "Dear Kylie, Thank you for expressing interest in the not available. We are pleased that you have chosen to consider [redacted] for your next career move. After careful review of your application materials, we have decided to proceed with other candidates whose skills and experiences best align with this role."
October 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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screenshot of a job posting that reads "In the role of Application Owner, you will have the opportunity to: Maintain your personal relationship with Jesus Christ and be an effective witness for Him; Install, configure and maintain applications as assigned."
October 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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its crazy how New Heidecker is turning into Toni Newman faster and faster
a screenshot from On Cinema S16E03 of New Heidecker sitting in a hotel room ("The On Cinema ESA [Extended Stay America] Campus"), with unnaturally dark black straight short hair and equally dark eyebrows; he usually has brown/light brown blond hair
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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a training video screenshot with the kubernetes logo upon a white background. the subtitle reads "but instead of food, it manages applications."
October 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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a screenshot of a training video with a few people approaching a bouncer at a nightclub, one of them receiving a wristband. the subtitle reads, "Think of your Linux server as a popular nightclub."
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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a screenshot showing lyrics from the song Lay Lady Lay by Bob Dylan, reading "Why wait any longer for the world to begin? / You can have your cake and eat it too / Why wait any longer for the one you love? / When he's standing, in front of you"
August 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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thanks Bob for this one
a music player playing the song You're a Big Girl Now from the album Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan
August 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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nothing prepares me for a bad search box like this badge
a screenshot of a badge on a website that reads, "search by Algolia."
August 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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my bobo
a picture of me laying with my dog
August 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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moi
screenshot of amazon.com picturing a set of stairs for dogs. atop the second stair step, there is a small widdle puppy with a dress on and long white fur and oh my god i think she even has a little bow on her hair. she's awesome
July 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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acclimating to living at my parents house
picture of a big ass television. on it, a frame from the opening to the anime Galaxy Express 999. additionally, the person controlling the TV is turning off motion enhancement.
July 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Plate full of beans idgaf anymore I'm thinkin about those beans I'm doing theory and praxis about those beans
circle plate with a vegan hot dog and a whole lot of fuckin beans with some dog fragments dotting part of the bean lake
July 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I have 23 days 2 hours 53 minutes and 6 seconds of Phish in my music library. pray I do not grow it further
A screenshot of a music player, with a header reading Phish, and a subtitle reading 204 albums, 3944 tracks, 23 days, 2 hours 53 minutes and 6 seconds.
July 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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a bunch of CD cases, from left to right: SoGreatandPowerful - S2,The Strokes - First Impressions of Earth, Eric B. & Rakim - Don't Sweat the Technique, Somasis (that's me) - A Most Beautiful Sight, with it's spine label design flipped upside down compared to all other CD cases, DJ Shadow and Q-Bert - Camel Bobsled Race Live Mix, Fatboy Slim - Better Living Through Chemistry, Cave Shine - Silence After the Rain, and The Flashbulb - These Open Fields. a JPEG compressed meme that reads "JUST MAKING SURE I DON'T FIT IN.......", originally a stock image of a line-out of paper white featureless human figures, with a yellow and otherwise featureless figure stepping out of line, looking at those around before him.
July 22, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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yeah i bet
screenshot of a bluesky post which reads "awawa. tbh" from a user (me) with the pronouns it/its, she/her, and she/it, labeled on its account
July 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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potentially one of the most irritating songs i've ever heard
A screenshot of a Wikipedia article info box for the music single titled "Home", by the band Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, a band with an insufferable amount of members trying to channel the hippie milleu. It was from the album Up from Below, released January 2010, the genres listed being indie folk and country folk. It's five minutes and six seconds too long. Released on Rough Trade and Community records. Songwriters are Jade Castrinos and Alex Ebert (the founder of the band).
July 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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does this mean the galaxy express 999 manga exists in the anime adaptation...? does this mean matsumoto is the author of the universe
A screenshot from the anime Galaxy Express 999, episode The Comet Library. The perspective is a library from overhead, with Tetsuro and Maetel standing near each other. The subtitle reads "Every book ever sold on Earth is here." A screenshot from the anime Galaxy Express 999, episode The Comet Library. Tetsuro stands in front of a very stocked bookshelf, pointing out a few titles near his eye level. The subtitle reads, "Ah, it's Leiji Matsumoto's Battlefield series!" Matsumoto also created Galaxy Express 999. A screenshot from the anime Galaxy Express 999, episode The Comet Library. Tetsuro looks at Maetel, who says "It's also called the Cockpit Series. It was a popular comic."
July 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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ran into the dog girl across the hall while taking him out and she asked what his name was so she could stop referring to him as "that one dog"
July 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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sorry to repost from Twitter but i know many people who would want to see this image
July 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I got to walk into a studio today for the first time ever thanks to my brother inviting me to hang out
a view of a music recording studio, from the view inside the mixing room, which is opposite from the performance booth, separated by a thick soundproof glass. the mixer takes up the majority of the horizontal space in the room, and contains upwards of 24 separate mixer channels, which is a bit intimidating. am array of studio monitor speakers are sat in such a way to provide a good idea of the stereo image to the listener situated at the mixing deck. a computer with the screen off and two chairs for the studio workers are present. opposite of the mixing deck is the other side of the studio room, containing another large wooden fixture roughly the size of the mixing deck. it contains lots of effect racks, about the size of a server rack, arrange in columns of three. there are quite a lot of different effect rack designs, and it looks a bit messy. a patch bay (where audio is routed to and from the mixing board and the performance room) is situated at the far end of the image perspective.
July 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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a still from Better Call Saul with a closeup of Bob Odenkirk looking down and looking sullen with his eyes apparently closed, with a subtitle that reads "None of us is ever leaving this godforsaken wasteland." Behind him, a Bingo scoreboard.
July 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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confirmed snoozer with his ass hanging off the couch even
picture of my red-brown dachshund sleeping on the couch with his ass hanging off onto the dog stairs
July 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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my posture has been so bad the past few days that I'm having to lay down cause my neck hurt :(
July 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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aphorism from adorno's aesthetic theory that made my jaw drop
a screenshot of page 282 from Adorno's Aesthetic Theory, subtitle PARALIPOMENA. the aphorism reads, "Art is directed toward truth, it is not itself immediate truth; to this extent truth is its content. By its relation to truth, art is knowledge; art itself knows truth in that truth emerges through it. As knowledge, however, art is neither discursive nor is its truth the reflection of an object."
July 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM