Can also save a ton of rent by just renting out his underwear, not to mention all the luxuries it offers 👀

Whenever I finish my shift I sometimes double fry my fries and throw some buffalo and ranch on them to make them taste like buffalo ranch chips, but I feel awkward asking for that at other places x3

Guess I’m gonna have to join in squashed to that foot or hairy ass~ >:3c

Okay but imagine how warm and musky it is he he >:3

Must be even worse once he puts the full suit on and they’re all trapped in that sauna, especially if he cuddles other suiters~ x3

Alt micro version~

He he time to steal a mutt for some fun for myself then >:3c

Time to start listing off all my demands and presents for santa bun >:3

Macro stomping through a city as Riggi watches from the horizon :3

Can I be a speck on yous :333

Wonder what kinda kaiju film this is~ >:3c

Also now wonder if theres any like these that exist xD