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It can't rain all the time...
I mean, it worked for George Santos...
June 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
power bottom...
June 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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The scotty dog I had as a kid loved playing soccer.

We were both terrible at it, but it was still always fun...
June 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
June 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
*Tesler
June 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Quick, do it while he's still in the chair...
June 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The president is on Epstein's list?
June 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I'm pretty sure FEMA is just like, Rick. Maybe Lois too. No, Lois was fired? Oh, ok. Just Rick then I guess... 🥺
June 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
June 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Life, uh, uh, doesn't work like that and sexuality is actually a spectrum.

- Jeff Goldblum probably
June 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Dems: what? It's better than nothing!

Everyone: no it isn't.

Jeffries and Schumer:
June 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I wish more people were talking about this...
June 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM