One of my favorite things my son ever said to me was when he was three and he got real close to my face and whispered "like and subscribe" and ran away.

Anime is weird.

Lmao volume and tuner dials would be amazing.

but then who pushes the button?

Never was.

It's so quiet should i talk to them? What if that distract them from massaging me? What if they think i don't like them because i'm not talking to them? Do they think i'm gonna give them a shitty tip because i'm not talking?

Agreed! Peach flavor (not the actual fruit) is the worst. In all cases.

I'll have to disagree with you there, mainly because the orange and raspberry flavors are my favorite.

But i definitely prefer welch's texture/consistency better than other fruit snacks.

This sounds like a great argument in favor of welch's.

Or alternatively, tinier desk concerts.

Yeesh.. I hate everything about this.

I love having the ability to find the shortcomings of everything I do. Other's may not find it, but I can.

Its great really. Awesome for my self-esteem.

Okay, I will say.. I just went to Cheesecake Factory for the first time in years, and that was the most bland meal I've ever had. Also the fries were cold and stale. Whatever you are expecting of an experience here, LITERALLY take with a grain of salt. You'll need it.

"Your cat is looking for a comfy place to hide"

Oh don't worry that was just me also what is the WiFi password again

They are just trying to be health conscious by eating their vegetables.

Panini cat, the disco.

Dominos is 10x better than it used to be. Little ceasars was never good, but it's cheap.

I was never a fan of pizza hut, but I ate it because reading made it free.

But seriously, this dude is complaining about "quality" of budget pizza?? That's like comparing taco bell to a Mexican restaurant.