I will be holding all of nothing!🐎✨

I redid the claws for tonight so now they match my outfit.❤️‍🔥✨

Figured why not go with something that just screams “I may disembowel you glamorously” to strangers while out.

Elegantly lethal.🦊🐾
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#functionallyferal #raver

Well—that pretty much sums me up as a woman.🔥✨

Adequate amount of ice secured for top-shelf bragging rights this morning— maybe a little excessive for low-key nervous system stress-conditioning training though. 🫠🦆

Anyone joining me for an icy margarita? 🔥😉

Wholesome study thoughts as always here. 🫠🔥✨🤫

I keep forgetting to share my post-workout flexes—this is a public cry for accountability.

Someone please remind me to get naked here more often.😵‍💫🫠

still here—still spinning😵‍💫🔥✨

I totally forgot I had this thing. 🤫🤣

Post workout flex✅
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#MuscleMommy #GymGoth #FlexCheck #Flexing #Memes