I like that turn of phrase gonna be using it a lot. I want to dunk my head in the toilet.

Got a crush on someone else instead and I want to dunk my head in the toilet

It's raining so I can't uber eats my emotional support dunkin breakfast 😔

Hey I have bluesky invites if anyone wants one 🫡👍😊

Gonna get a crush on a coworker at my new job just for fun

Gaylors are so upset over Travis Kelce that they've moved on to propagating weird autism takes

I wanted to ask my therapist about if i should book japan trip but instead I ended up crying about how lazy I am -_-

Oh we have 300 characters here and a cool county thing that's nice (voice of a husband whose wife picked the hotel and he really hates it but is trying to make the most of it)

Should I impulsively book a trip to Japan

I'm conrused...in general

I'm rockin with that olive. Looks like green tea I'd be able to shit in there mad peacefully