Nat with the Teal Hair
@soloseattle.bsky.social
I'm smart, independent, self-financed, funny, and have a great, supportive personality! I'm also fat and do not photograph well. I guess I had to be humbled somehow...
...It didn't work, but there was an attempt. (she/they)
...It didn't work, but there was an attempt. (she/they)
*takes a deep breath that ends in a wheeze* I'm so sorry. I needed people to see this ridonkulous meme.
June 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
*takes a deep breath that ends in a wheeze* I'm so sorry. I needed people to see this ridonkulous meme.
Not gonna' lie, sparkles, I'm pretty proud of this considering I started in mid-January.
May 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Not gonna' lie, sparkles, I'm pretty proud of this considering I started in mid-January.
I needed a therapy donut and to see some of my favorite baristas. And Aja needed an excuse to doodle.🤣
May 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I needed a therapy donut and to see some of my favorite baristas. And Aja needed an excuse to doodle.🤣
Now I live near a Cafe where the barista hands me a mug so I linger a while.
May 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Now I live near a Cafe where the barista hands me a mug so I linger a while.
YT Tutorial: "Increase your audio levels."
Nat: I'm on Windows 11, how tf do I do do that?!
*post-Research*
Nat: ✨️✨️✨️I can hear EVERYTHING! The FRISSION is REAL✨️✨️✨️
Nat: I'm on Windows 11, how tf do I do do that?!
*post-Research*
Nat: ✨️✨️✨️I can hear EVERYTHING! The FRISSION is REAL✨️✨️✨️
April 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
YT Tutorial: "Increase your audio levels."
Nat: I'm on Windows 11, how tf do I do do that?!
*post-Research*
Nat: ✨️✨️✨️I can hear EVERYTHING! The FRISSION is REAL✨️✨️✨️
Nat: I'm on Windows 11, how tf do I do do that?!
*post-Research*
Nat: ✨️✨️✨️I can hear EVERYTHING! The FRISSION is REAL✨️✨️✨️
Seattle, you're so pretty in the Spring*.
*The weather will probably suck afternoon today.
*The weather will probably suck afternoon today.
April 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Seattle, you're so pretty in the Spring*.
*The weather will probably suck afternoon today.
*The weather will probably suck afternoon today.
My favorite part of working downstairs? The sunny day dog show!
April 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My favorite part of working downstairs? The sunny day dog show!
They probably have no clue, but this Keychain by @al-lukehart.bsky.social brings me a ton of joy - like on the days I find out a client didn't pay their invoice on time.😅😭✨️
April 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They probably have no clue, but this Keychain by @al-lukehart.bsky.social brings me a ton of joy - like on the days I find out a client didn't pay their invoice on time.😅😭✨️
I had a bare bolster pillow floating around for about 18 months now.
Finally got around to making an envelope cover for it. Clearly I wasn't staging any shots.😅
Finally got around to making an envelope cover for it. Clearly I wasn't staging any shots.😅
March 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I had a bare bolster pillow floating around for about 18 months now.
Finally got around to making an envelope cover for it. Clearly I wasn't staging any shots.😅
Finally got around to making an envelope cover for it. Clearly I wasn't staging any shots.😅
No context, just cackles.
March 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
No context, just cackles.
I lack the disposable income to be at ECCC, so I finished a smocking pattern that shrank 144" of dupioni silk down to... 6ft of penny candy pink bars. It costed me about 8 hours of handstitching and 150$ of fabric two years ago.🫠
March 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I lack the disposable income to be at ECCC, so I finished a smocking pattern that shrank 144" of dupioni silk down to... 6ft of penny candy pink bars. It costed me about 8 hours of handstitching and 150$ of fabric two years ago.🫠
Post hot-yoga routine: spray mat and towel down, towel to hamper, mat dries while I do my best to look like a soaked potato in the shower, and then....
Back to work.
Back to work.
February 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Post hot-yoga routine: spray mat and towel down, towel to hamper, mat dries while I do my best to look like a soaked potato in the shower, and then....
Back to work.
Back to work.
A spot of pretty in the middle of all of the chaos.
Color: Penny Candy by Silkbaron.
Technique: Box smocking.
Color: Penny Candy by Silkbaron.
Technique: Box smocking.
February 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A spot of pretty in the middle of all of the chaos.
Color: Penny Candy by Silkbaron.
Technique: Box smocking.
Color: Penny Candy by Silkbaron.
Technique: Box smocking.
I think I might go to my local Mighty-O donuts a bit too much, but I need to see people occasionally and they're right around the corner from my apartment. 😆
February 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I think I might go to my local Mighty-O donuts a bit too much, but I need to see people occasionally and they're right around the corner from my apartment. 😆
Oh please, Business Insider. Just like Tesla, we know he buys companies and credit with Daddy's apartheid blood money.
February 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Oh please, Business Insider. Just like Tesla, we know he buys companies and credit with Daddy's apartheid blood money.
...to balance out the bullshit, I present... silk I forgot I had with velvet. Because I don't NEED hot pink placemats or a table runner edged in black velvet and backed in satin, but I WANT them.
And I may add beaded trim to the edges. If I have any seed beads floating around.
And I may add beaded trim to the edges. If I have any seed beads floating around.
January 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
...to balance out the bullshit, I present... silk I forgot I had with velvet. Because I don't NEED hot pink placemats or a table runner edged in black velvet and backed in satin, but I WANT them.
And I may add beaded trim to the edges. If I have any seed beads floating around.
And I may add beaded trim to the edges. If I have any seed beads floating around.
Look, I got sick of seeing sun-faded millennial pink velvet when I could have lush magenta velvet instead. Have some unstyled furniture.
I have got to get better with process photography.
I have got to get better with process photography.
January 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Look, I got sick of seeing sun-faded millennial pink velvet when I could have lush magenta velvet instead. Have some unstyled furniture.
I have got to get better with process photography.
I have got to get better with process photography.
One of my goals in life is to be the partner who makes a sofa slipcover out of magenta microvelvet because you left me to my own devices for too long.
December 15, 2024 at 3:18 AM
One of my goals in life is to be the partner who makes a sofa slipcover out of magenta microvelvet because you left me to my own devices for too long.
Decorated my enclosure over the long weekend. Snow spray coverage is not a personal strength, but freehanding those letters so I could make stencils sure is! It's a very Pink Yule over here.
December 5, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Decorated my enclosure over the long weekend. Snow spray coverage is not a personal strength, but freehanding those letters so I could make stencils sure is! It's a very Pink Yule over here.
Healing two decades of holidays-induced trauma, one candy-colored bauble at a time.
November 30, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Healing two decades of holidays-induced trauma, one candy-colored bauble at a time.
I touched over 180 balls tonight, shoved a 12" needle through them all, and strung up on fishing line.
And still didn't have enough balls. But at least these balls are adorable!
And still didn't have enough balls. But at least these balls are adorable!
November 23, 2024 at 7:23 AM
I touched over 180 balls tonight, shoved a 12" needle through them all, and strung up on fishing line.
And still didn't have enough balls. But at least these balls are adorable!
And still didn't have enough balls. But at least these balls are adorable!
The upside of being cozy in a split-level loft? Fairy lights.
The downside of bring cozy in a split-level lift? The overwhelming urge to nap. (And yes, the wall-art was a quarantine project. I haven't tried macrame again.)
The downside of bring cozy in a split-level lift? The overwhelming urge to nap. (And yes, the wall-art was a quarantine project. I haven't tried macrame again.)
November 18, 2024 at 1:01 AM
The upside of being cozy in a split-level loft? Fairy lights.
The downside of bring cozy in a split-level lift? The overwhelming urge to nap. (And yes, the wall-art was a quarantine project. I haven't tried macrame again.)
The downside of bring cozy in a split-level lift? The overwhelming urge to nap. (And yes, the wall-art was a quarantine project. I haven't tried macrame again.)
Boring, aging millennial fronting as a beverage goblin who needs another glass of wine while she works on software profiles. (TIL: I have a lot of pink in this apartment.)
November 16, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Boring, aging millennial fronting as a beverage goblin who needs another glass of wine while she works on software profiles. (TIL: I have a lot of pink in this apartment.)
So there are 38 idiots in Ballard that said it with their chests.
October 24, 2024 at 8:10 AM
So there are 38 idiots in Ballard that said it with their chests.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #295,435!
Thanks @sevenishmagpies.com for the invite code!
Thanks @sevenishmagpies.com for the invite code!
September 18, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #295,435!
Thanks @sevenishmagpies.com for the invite code!
Thanks @sevenishmagpies.com for the invite code!