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@soloroomob.bsky.social
Economist, japanese jujutsu, animal lover, servant of cats. Depending on the day, the priority order changes.
That's the hard thing about jokes, they are supposed to have a punchline AND be funny.
Heres one: Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. They all die from drinking tainted liquor!
Heres one: Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. They all die from drinking tainted liquor!
October 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
That's the hard thing about jokes, they are supposed to have a punchline AND be funny.
Heres one: Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. They all die from drinking tainted liquor!
Heres one: Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. They all die from drinking tainted liquor!
He also fancies himself a food critic, writing sophomiric restaurant reviews and of course, opining about how everyone else is wrong about how to choose restaurants.
October 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
He also fancies himself a food critic, writing sophomiric restaurant reviews and of course, opining about how everyone else is wrong about how to choose restaurants.
Seems that they'd need a certain level of self delusion to think that looks good. That level of delusion is highly correlated with entitlement.
September 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Seems that they'd need a certain level of self delusion to think that looks good. That level of delusion is highly correlated with entitlement.
Why do half of them have the Chester the Molester mousctache?
September 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Why do half of them have the Chester the Molester mousctache?
Oh, absolutely. On a similar vein, these same people block new housing then complain about why their adult children and grandchildren live so far away.
....they are so close to seeing the point, but when they realize it, they put on a bigger set of blinders
....they are so close to seeing the point, but when they realize it, they put on a bigger set of blinders
a black and white photo of a horse with a bridle .
ALT: a black and white photo of a horse with a bridle .
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June 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Oh, absolutely. On a similar vein, these same people block new housing then complain about why their adult children and grandchildren live so far away.
....they are so close to seeing the point, but when they realize it, they put on a bigger set of blinders
....they are so close to seeing the point, but when they realize it, they put on a bigger set of blinders
My grandpa bought this house when it was a dirt road out here! The area needs to be frozen in amber from that time!
Hey...why can't I find anybody to mow my lawn for two-bits?! Why, in my day that was enough for a trolley ride, moving picture, and a malt!
Hey...why can't I find anybody to mow my lawn for two-bits?! Why, in my day that was enough for a trolley ride, moving picture, and a malt!
June 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My grandpa bought this house when it was a dirt road out here! The area needs to be frozen in amber from that time!
Hey...why can't I find anybody to mow my lawn for two-bits?! Why, in my day that was enough for a trolley ride, moving picture, and a malt!
Hey...why can't I find anybody to mow my lawn for two-bits?! Why, in my day that was enough for a trolley ride, moving picture, and a malt!
That and lowering the voice and saying "renters" 🙄
Come on, Gertrude, we all know the real word that ends in -ers that you want to say
Come on, Gertrude, we all know the real word that ends in -ers that you want to say
June 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
That and lowering the voice and saying "renters" 🙄
Come on, Gertrude, we all know the real word that ends in -ers that you want to say
Come on, Gertrude, we all know the real word that ends in -ers that you want to say
Way to go Lubec! Here's a look at the events in Hagerstown and Silver Spring, MD
June 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Way to go Lubec! Here's a look at the events in Hagerstown and Silver Spring, MD
Are females fully formed humans with bodily autonomy or are they incubators with inconvenient legs that should be cut off so they can't run away? We allow all sides of the debate! (/sarcasm if you couldn't tell)
January 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Are females fully formed humans with bodily autonomy or are they incubators with inconvenient legs that should be cut off so they can't run away? We allow all sides of the debate! (/sarcasm if you couldn't tell)
Yikes on bikes! "The political discourse?" So what they are saying is if enough folks go all in on the haterade it becomes okay?
January 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Yikes on bikes! "The political discourse?" So what they are saying is if enough folks go all in on the haterade it becomes okay?
I cam believe it! I have no doubts that while she is benevolently chatting on your shoulders here, if she for one second sensed you didn't recognize her suPURRiority, the murder mittens would be deployed
December 19, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I cam believe it! I have no doubts that while she is benevolently chatting on your shoulders here, if she for one second sensed you didn't recognize her suPURRiority, the murder mittens would be deployed
The face of absolutely no regrets!
December 2, 2024 at 3:16 AM
The face of absolutely no regrets!
Aw Linus! Are you showing you can sometimes not be a butt?
November 27, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Aw Linus! Are you showing you can sometimes not be a butt?
My start word will never be the actual word, and it's a bit freudian 😅
November 25, 2024 at 3:37 PM
My start word will never be the actual word, and it's a bit freudian 😅