evil sam
@solomontozer.bsky.social
here in spirit not in practice / johnirvingbot babysitter
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March 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I FORGOT ABOUT HIM AKSHJAHDHSJ SORRY he’ll be back up in the morning :)
We shall not have the same ties of situation nor the same feelings of relation to each other as we then had.
February 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I FORGOT ABOUT HIM AKSHJAHDHSJ SORRY he’ll be back up in the morning :)
Would John Irving like conclave? No. but to be fair he didn’t really like anything
January 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Would John Irving like conclave? No. but to be fair he didn’t really like anything
[chuckling and shaking my head] oh, guy who perished under mysterious circumstances in the arctic 200 years ago, we’re really in it now
January 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
[chuckling and shaking my head] oh, guy who perished under mysterious circumstances in the arctic 200 years ago, we’re really in it now
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Your feeling vexed at not hearing from me convinces me, more than a dozen letters could, that your interest in my welfare is still the same, and nothing could tend more to remove a horrid feeling of jealousy which sometimes crosses my mind, when I think it possible;
January 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Your feeling vexed at not hearing from me convinces me, more than a dozen letters could, that your interest in my welfare is still the same, and nothing could tend more to remove a horrid feeling of jealousy which sometimes crosses my mind, when I think it possible;
If there’s a problematic pairing in any media source, trust that i will find it
January 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If there’s a problematic pairing in any media source, trust that i will find it
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what i'm doing to tedesco conclave
January 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
what i'm doing to tedesco conclave
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THIS IS GOING TO BE A CHALLENGING YEAR FOR MANY OF US! REMEMBER THAT YOU, YES YOU, CAN MAKE IT THAT MUCH BETTER BY CONTINUING TO TEND TO YOUR COMMUNITY, REACH OUT TO FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, AND LOVED ONES, AND YES, JUST LEAVING THOSE COMMENTS! THIS SKELETON BELIEVES IN ALL OF YOU!
December 31, 2024 at 4:11 PM
THIS IS GOING TO BE A CHALLENGING YEAR FOR MANY OF US! REMEMBER THAT YOU, YES YOU, CAN MAKE IT THAT MUCH BETTER BY CONTINUING TO TEND TO YOUR COMMUNITY, REACH OUT TO FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, AND LOVED ONES, AND YES, JUST LEAVING THOSE COMMENTS! THIS SKELETON BELIEVES IN ALL OF YOU!
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But, my dear Malcolm, do not think for a moment that I am at all displeased at your scolding me; far from it. Nothing could have pleased me more.
January 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
But, my dear Malcolm, do not think for a moment that I am at all displeased at your scolding me; far from it. Nothing could have pleased me more.
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Happy I found the poor lady quite insane Saturday
I found the poor lady quite insane
January 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happy I found the poor lady quite insane Saturday
okay sorry was i supposed to watch the movie about 100+ violently touch starved and viscerally devout men gathering together to psychologically intimidate each other in the pope hotel and just NOT be weird about it omg
January 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
okay sorry was i supposed to watch the movie about 100+ violently touch starved and viscerally devout men gathering together to psychologically intimidate each other in the pope hotel and just NOT be weird about it omg
holding my plant’s leaf hands in my own and going what. what’s wrong with you. what great illness ails you in this way. speak to me
January 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
holding my plant’s leaf hands in my own and going what. what’s wrong with you. what great illness ails you in this way. speak to me
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it’s 11am. someone in your office job is mentally writing fanfiction right now.
January 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
it’s 11am. someone in your office job is mentally writing fanfiction right now.
Cross posting things on multiple platforms feels like being shot 39 times in a row but you can find my silly ass conclave art on tumblr @ lacroixupdates
January 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Cross posting things on multiple platforms feels like being shot 39 times in a row but you can find my silly ass conclave art on tumblr @ lacroixupdates
looking real relaxed for a guy who knows he’s not supposed to be on the counter
January 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
looking real relaxed for a guy who knows he’s not supposed to be on the counter
Her name was Pringle
Her name was Pringle.
January 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Her name was Pringle
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It vexes me to leave England without seeing you; but it cannot be helped.
January 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It vexes me to leave England without seeing you; but it cannot be helped.
Are y’all into conclave over here
January 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Are y’all into conclave over here
sorry I didn’t realize he was offline for so long but you know art imitates life or whatever
He is a man very passionate, and easily put out of temper.
December 26, 2024 at 3:34 PM
sorry I didn’t realize he was offline for so long but you know art imitates life or whatever
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Terror's ship's cat gives birth. The junior officers make a bed of furs in their berth to keep the three kittens warm.
December 19, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Terror's ship's cat gives birth. The junior officers make a bed of furs in their berth to keep the three kittens warm.
Slay diva
I occasionally go to the opera.
December 19, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Slay diva
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kis correct as always
December 19, 2024 at 4:41 AM
kis correct as always