Obeying in advance.

Who's telling him that he's funny? Can I speak to them?

But man. They really don't want me to spend any time away from their platform. As if how use friendly they aren't wasn't already a reason to leave.

Okay, maybe I did something wrong. I'll create a new email altogether. Did the same thing, and wasn't instantaneously suspended. It took them about a day this time. Currently appealing.

Nope. That backup account is flagged and suspended. I'm allowed to appeal, but if it gets denied, the account is permanently deleted. I appeal. I'm denied.

I try to deactivate. My band's page is only fully controlled by my account, so it will get deactivated, too. I add my bandmates and create a backup account just for accessing the band page. Cool, right?