Soli Santos
@solisantos.bsky.social
Comedian. Finding the funny in life's chaos, awkward moments, and bad decisions
Every year I tell myself, this is the year I’ll love Chicago winter.
Every year, I lie.
Closet Confessions: Cold Truth Edition.
#chicago #winter #closet #confessions #cold
Every year, I lie.
Closet Confessions: Cold Truth Edition.
#chicago #winter #closet #confessions #cold
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Every year I tell myself, this is the year I’ll love Chicago winter.
Every year, I lie.
Closet Confessions: Cold Truth Edition.
#chicago #winter #closet #confessions #cold
Every year, I lie.
Closet Confessions: Cold Truth Edition.
#chicago #winter #closet #confessions #cold
Had a blast hanging out at Driving it Home w/ @pattivasquez.bsky.social @wcpt820am.bsky.social 5-7CST last night w/ Evie Cato & Carmen Navarro Gercone. Can't wait until our Boricuas of Comedy Show fundraiser Fri 11/7 7pm for the Tu Casa Project. Tix: TuCasaProject.com
#chicago #fundraiser #comedy
#chicago #fundraiser #comedy
November 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Had a blast hanging out at Driving it Home w/ @pattivasquez.bsky.social @wcpt820am.bsky.social 5-7CST last night w/ Evie Cato & Carmen Navarro Gercone. Can't wait until our Boricuas of Comedy Show fundraiser Fri 11/7 7pm for the Tu Casa Project. Tix: TuCasaProject.com
#chicago #fundraiser #comedy
#chicago #fundraiser #comedy
This week's Closet Confession? Comedian Christine Picón Van Duzer learned Spanish.. but not for the reason you think. #spanish #español #bilingual #showoff #latina
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This week's Closet Confession? Comedian Christine Picón Van Duzer learned Spanish.. but not for the reason you think. #spanish #español #bilingual #showoff #latina
Closet Confessions: My first caseworker job had me sounding just like my mom #caseworker #closet #mom
September 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Closet Confessions: My first caseworker job had me sounding just like my mom #caseworker #closet #mom
Closet Confessions: Hawaii, 17, Senior Trip, First all-male revue. Best. Field trip. Ever.
August 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Closet Confessions: Hawaii, 17, Senior Trip, First all-male revue. Best. Field trip. Ever.
Thanks to @pattivasquez.bsky.social for having me and Alicia Molina crash the airwaves tonight on The Patti Vasquez Show on WCPT 820 AM
We laughed, we overshared, we learned somethings. Can’t wait to be back! #talkradio
We laughed, we overshared, we learned somethings. Can’t wait to be back! #talkradio
August 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Thanks to @pattivasquez.bsky.social for having me and Alicia Molina crash the airwaves tonight on The Patti Vasquez Show on WCPT 820 AM
We laughed, we overshared, we learned somethings. Can’t wait to be back! #talkradio
We laughed, we overshared, we learned somethings. Can’t wait to be back! #talkradio
Closet Confessions: I packed for the beach my dad packed our souls for guilt.
We visited every elder like it was a farewell tour.
We visited every elder like it was a farewell tour.
August 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Closet Confessions: I packed for the beach my dad packed our souls for guilt.
We visited every elder like it was a farewell tour.
We visited every elder like it was a farewell tour.
Closet Confession:
Jackie Lynn watches Love Island like it’s a nature documentary.
Just studying the species.
Conclusion? Watch to find out! Follow me on TikTok, IG, YouTube: @SoliComedy
Jackie Lynn watches Love Island like it’s a nature documentary.
Just studying the species.
Conclusion? Watch to find out! Follow me on TikTok, IG, YouTube: @SoliComedy
July 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Closet Confession:
Jackie Lynn watches Love Island like it’s a nature documentary.
Just studying the species.
Conclusion? Watch to find out! Follow me on TikTok, IG, YouTube: @SoliComedy
Jackie Lynn watches Love Island like it’s a nature documentary.
Just studying the species.
Conclusion? Watch to find out! Follow me on TikTok, IG, YouTube: @SoliComedy
Closet Confession:
I once benched 275 pounds.
Which is wild, because I still struggle to open a bag of chips without scissors
I once benched 275 pounds.
Which is wild, because I still struggle to open a bag of chips without scissors
July 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Closet Confession:
I once benched 275 pounds.
Which is wild, because I still struggle to open a bag of chips without scissors
I once benched 275 pounds.
Which is wild, because I still struggle to open a bag of chips without scissors
Closet Confession:
In Puerto Rico, the neighborhood kids taught me how to catch ligartos with a blade of grass… basically a lizard rodeo with zero supervision. 🦎💚
#PuertoRicanKid #LatinaFunny #LizardLasso #familytrip #travel
In Puerto Rico, the neighborhood kids taught me how to catch ligartos with a blade of grass… basically a lizard rodeo with zero supervision. 🦎💚
#PuertoRicanKid #LatinaFunny #LizardLasso #familytrip #travel
July 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Closet Confession:
In Puerto Rico, the neighborhood kids taught me how to catch ligartos with a blade of grass… basically a lizard rodeo with zero supervision. 🦎💚
#PuertoRicanKid #LatinaFunny #LizardLasso #familytrip #travel
In Puerto Rico, the neighborhood kids taught me how to catch ligartos with a blade of grass… basically a lizard rodeo with zero supervision. 🦎💚
#PuertoRicanKid #LatinaFunny #LizardLasso #familytrip #travel
Closet Confessions: I’m not selfish… I’m just emotionally attached to my squat rack #FunnyLatina #gymlife #boundaries #trustissues #comedy
July 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Closet Confessions: I’m not selfish… I’m just emotionally attached to my squat rack #FunnyLatina #gymlife #boundaries #trustissues #comedy
Grudges from 1987? Still fresh. Janice Rodriguez joins the closet to confess her grudges #Storytime #LatinaFunny #LisaLisa #HeadToToe #StillMad
July 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Grudges from 1987? Still fresh. Janice Rodriguez joins the closet to confess her grudges #Storytime #LatinaFunny #LisaLisa #HeadToToe #StillMad
He said, “I put ketchup on my hot dogs.”
And just like that… the ick was permanent.
#Dating #ChicagoRules #NoKetchupOnHotdogs #FirstDateRedFlags #ComedyCreator
And just like that… the ick was permanent.
#Dating #ChicagoRules #NoKetchupOnHotdogs #FirstDateRedFlags #ComedyCreator
July 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
He said, “I put ketchup on my hot dogs.”
And just like that… the ick was permanent.
#Dating #ChicagoRules #NoKetchupOnHotdogs #FirstDateRedFlags #ComedyCreator
And just like that… the ick was permanent.
#Dating #ChicagoRules #NoKetchupOnHotdogs #FirstDateRedFlags #ComedyCreator
July 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Plant Lady? I grow peace. Try it. 🌿 #ClosetConfessions #plantlady #plantmom #growth #superpower #plants #comedy #houseplants
June 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Plant Lady? I grow peace. Try it. 🌿 #ClosetConfessions #plantlady #plantmom #growth #superpower #plants #comedy #houseplants
Closet Confession: Your gains don’t need caffeine. They need accountability. #closet #confessions #personaltrainer #gymrat #comedy #justjokes
June 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Closet Confession: Your gains don’t need caffeine. They need accountability. #closet #confessions #personaltrainer #gymrat #comedy #justjokes