friendly PSA, some info suggests that right now Neuralink is planning on pressuring people into getting chipped, including employers forcing employees to get it. The end goal is mass adoption for huge profits and databases of basically untapped amounts of data. DONT GET CHIPPED!!

Awoke from my Bsky coma

What did I miss?

Deerposting

Boyfailure priest spills all the ash EVERYWHERE like the dumb little guy he is <3

(First time properly posting my art online xddd)

I love how legitimately I got engaged by the whole blitzø and stolas relationship from helluva. I watch this crap as if I’m some babuska on her old Soviet era TV watching Indian soap operas.

Hand me the hair dryer!!!! the Apple Pencil still has a chance to live!!!!

Gamers, how do i up my homosexuality stat? I really need it for this fight with a homophobe on the internet. Thanks!

I enjoy art but man idk I feel uncomfortable whenever I see art of a lady with big beasts. It’s not even a sexual thing I just react like boobs killed my family or have been brainwashed into running away from boobs.

All the mates really be out here being like “I must be a stoic to impress the ladies and get the money” and proceed to ignore that stoicism was purely for the betterment of the self through knowledge and wisdom, and modesty.

To all who doubted me, good. Doubt me more. I’m of dubious quality

Look at this cool ass lizard :3

*at the KFC*

Me: I’ll have the Kelp Fresh Cocktail please

Minimum wage worker: ma’am please leave

Me rn

To all the 0 people who are seeing this, I want you to know that I did your mom last night

Setting up my tumblr <3
Sup gaymers :3