"You want my Candy? You can have it, I left everything I gathered in one place. Now, you'll just have to find it!" - Caram EL. Rodger

Only then, shining with hope...
Three HEROES appear at WORLDS' edge.
A HUMAN,
A- Another HUMAN...
And an Elf Hero of Prophecy

Considering the Tavernkeep is taller than the witchdoctor in Terraria...

The thought is terrifying.

If you don't have taco seasoning any savory mixed seasoning packet you have and will never use will work just as well.

Onion, garlic, pepper and a bit of taco seasoning and olive oil then re-fry them.

I prefer Ketchforward but you do you, so long as you're not one of those maniacs that use Ketchback... Ketchleft and Ketchright are also good toppings.

The souls of X users for X-tra salt...

Actually they look properly salted, so maybe just eating them plain.
Or rice vinegar because that goes on pretty much anything.