My bad, Team Fluff won! Time to riot!

As is tradition

It took me way too long to figure out he wasn't talking about the movie

When does this story air on Fox News? What do you mean it won't? I thought they were all over the Hunter Biden coverage.

I agree with your sentiment, but Fetterman's shift to the right in general makes me think his visit is more of the same. I remember being excited about him when he was mayor of Braddock. I'm concerned visiting Trump is just continuing to betray those who voted for him. Seems like John first, PA last

Weird trade. Will he tax the rich in exchange for me changing my name to Poopy McPoopface? Because I'll do it.

Don't you know that once it's in the freezer, it's immortal? I've eaten some steaks from the back that were probably from the 1900's, and... well, i didn't waste the money, and that's what matters.

I bet if you do an ASMR theme it'll trick those youngins into listening to it.

Is the illuminati really hurting for membership so bad that they're sending unsolicited texts? Also, is there a referral program?

I think you can have a whole account dedicated to poorly aged MAGA tweets. "Mexico will pay for the wall!" and "Trump is smart" for example