Just one time I would like to buy a collector's booster and have something worth more than 5 bucks in it. All my friends pull shatter foil or serialized shit and im sitting here with a foil common.

In my basement chugging heating oil from my furnace because I want to be compleated like Jace and Vraska.

Motherfucking shit
The zipper is fucking stuck
This is how it ends.

- a haiku by me called "my work pants"

Elves are calling to me. I need to take the leap and join them.

Magic cards, I mean. Not some scrongly dudes calling to me from the woods.

I need to make my way into magic: the gathering bluesky. Anyone who likes deck building, especially commander edh, and occasional trades, lemme know!

It’s been 84 years since I started this bloody image. I really want to finish by the end of the year. #pixelart #artpost #wip

Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign

Getting started here. I am a terminally online gamer and nerd. Hello!