Miss Jingles 🏴🇵🇸💙🌞💫
@solarstarry.bsky.social
48yo Glaswegian currently living in East Ayrshire ❤️ Proud mum to a 5yo & fur-maw to 2 cats & a dog 🧍😺😻🐕 Scottish Indy 🏴 Navigating perimenopause + ADHD 🤯 Proud woke af lefty👌
47 years of hurtling through space at a speed of 38,000 miles per hour, travelling circa 15.7 billion miles thus far, yet still not reaching a distance of 1 light DAY away from Earth blows my mind into a zillion little pieces 🤯☄️🛰️ #voyager1 #spacetime
October 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
47 years of hurtling through space at a speed of 38,000 miles per hour, travelling circa 15.7 billion miles thus far, yet still not reaching a distance of 1 light DAY away from Earth blows my mind into a zillion little pieces 🤯☄️🛰️ #voyager1 #spacetime
From a Scottish perspective, add in "Voted NO in 2014" & this is bang on innit 😡 A push for Indyref2 has never been so critical Scotland 💪🏴
October 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
From a Scottish perspective, add in "Voted NO in 2014" & this is bang on innit 😡 A push for Indyref2 has never been so critical Scotland 💪🏴
Really didny envisage "step into your boudoir" becoming a regularly used & well understood 'command' for madam, yet here we are 😳🐾
Yip, defo bagsy coming back as a Lab, with a daft fur-maw like myself, who lets me enjoy cutting aboot in the rain, ahead of towel drying pamper seshes in my boudoir 💁
Yip, defo bagsy coming back as a Lab, with a daft fur-maw like myself, who lets me enjoy cutting aboot in the rain, ahead of towel drying pamper seshes in my boudoir 💁
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Really didny envisage "step into your boudoir" becoming a regularly used & well understood 'command' for madam, yet here we are 😳🐾
Yip, defo bagsy coming back as a Lab, with a daft fur-maw like myself, who lets me enjoy cutting aboot in the rain, ahead of towel drying pamper seshes in my boudoir 💁
Yip, defo bagsy coming back as a Lab, with a daft fur-maw like myself, who lets me enjoy cutting aboot in the rain, ahead of towel drying pamper seshes in my boudoir 💁
"Erm, nup, got absolutely nae idea how a nibbled insole from your gutties managed to randomly appear beside me, Maw...the cats probably planted it' 👀
Now to locate the actual shoe & assess the damage...🫣
#dogsofbluesky #labrador #blacklab
Now to locate the actual shoe & assess the damage...🫣
#dogsofbluesky #labrador #blacklab
October 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
"Erm, nup, got absolutely nae idea how a nibbled insole from your gutties managed to randomly appear beside me, Maw...the cats probably planted it' 👀
Now to locate the actual shoe & assess the damage...🫣
#dogsofbluesky #labrador #blacklab
Now to locate the actual shoe & assess the damage...🫣
#dogsofbluesky #labrador #blacklab
Easily amused I know, but found this bloody hilarious passing it by today during our wee family hol in Morecambe. A chippy not too far from Tyson Fury's hoose lolz 🙊🥊
October 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Easily amused I know, but found this bloody hilarious passing it by today during our wee family hol in Morecambe. A chippy not too far from Tyson Fury's hoose lolz 🙊🥊
I see the odds on Farage becoming next UK PM are still a resounding yes with bookmakers. Oh, the irony that he wasn't even an elected MP during Brexit when he helped Scotland get dragged out the EU against our will only to return as the fucking PM to pump Scotland right up the arse again 🤮🤮🤮
October 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I see the odds on Farage becoming next UK PM are still a resounding yes with bookmakers. Oh, the irony that he wasn't even an elected MP during Brexit when he helped Scotland get dragged out the EU against our will only to return as the fucking PM to pump Scotland right up the arse again 🤮🤮🤮
This hateful race-baiting despicable c*nt has earned the equivalent of:
- $1.37 billion per DAY
- $57 million per HOUR
- $951 thousand per MINUTE
- $15,854.90 per SECOND
And, there's still people who believe immigrants & Muslims are the fucking problem 🤮
- $1.37 billion per DAY
- $57 million per HOUR
- $951 thousand per MINUTE
- $15,854.90 per SECOND
And, there's still people who believe immigrants & Muslims are the fucking problem 🤮
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This hateful race-baiting despicable c*nt has earned the equivalent of:
- $1.37 billion per DAY
- $57 million per HOUR
- $951 thousand per MINUTE
- $15,854.90 per SECOND
And, there's still people who believe immigrants & Muslims are the fucking problem 🤮
- $1.37 billion per DAY
- $57 million per HOUR
- $951 thousand per MINUTE
- $15,854.90 per SECOND
And, there's still people who believe immigrants & Muslims are the fucking problem 🤮
This yin whining & barking to get out the back multiple times during today's deluge, purely to get wet & run back in for the towel drying experience from her daft fur-maw here, was a whole new level of dug-diva unlocked 🫤🐾 #labrador #blacklab #dogsofbluesky
October 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This yin whining & barking to get out the back multiple times during today's deluge, purely to get wet & run back in for the towel drying experience from her daft fur-maw here, was a whole new level of dug-diva unlocked 🫤🐾 #labrador #blacklab #dogsofbluesky
Latest onslaught from the Tommy Robinson brigade is that Christianity is being cancelled in schools due to Islam & that Islam is the fastest rising religion UK. Naw Tommy, Christianity is down due to the rise in people of no faith & absolutely fuckall to do with Islam you neanderthal fuckwit 😑
September 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Latest onslaught from the Tommy Robinson brigade is that Christianity is being cancelled in schools due to Islam & that Islam is the fastest rising religion UK. Naw Tommy, Christianity is down due to the rise in people of no faith & absolutely fuckall to do with Islam you neanderthal fuckwit 😑
July 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Ah, Jane, I have much gratitude for you today. Every time I shuddered at the thought of Trump arriving in Ayrshire, this infamous image popped into my head & made me smile. RIP to a beautiful soul that was Jane Godley & a big fat fuck off to Trump the cunt.
July 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Ah, Jane, I have much gratitude for you today. Every time I shuddered at the thought of Trump arriving in Ayrshire, this infamous image popped into my head & made me smile. RIP to a beautiful soul that was Jane Godley & a big fat fuck off to Trump the cunt.
Israel "remains committed to protecting civilians & holy sites". WTF? Israel has killed 53k+ "innocent" civilians in Gaza & destroyed circa 1000 Mosques since 7/10/24. This faux heartfelt statement from Netanyahu re "stray ammunition" hitting Gaza's Catholic Holy Family Church is fucking nauseating.
July 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Israel "remains committed to protecting civilians & holy sites". WTF? Israel has killed 53k+ "innocent" civilians in Gaza & destroyed circa 1000 Mosques since 7/10/24. This faux heartfelt statement from Netanyahu re "stray ammunition" hitting Gaza's Catholic Holy Family Church is fucking nauseating.
Beautiful moon over East Ayrshire tonight 🌕
July 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Beautiful moon over East Ayrshire tonight 🌕
Even if lower end of estimated deaths & injuries, how can 57,000 Palestinians dead, a further 135,000 injured & an additional 14,000 missing in Gaza + 900 killed in the West Bank be deemed by anyone with a conscience a proportionate response to "approx 1139-2019" Israeli's killed since Oct 7 2023?!🤢
July 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Even if lower end of estimated deaths & injuries, how can 57,000 Palestinians dead, a further 135,000 injured & an additional 14,000 missing in Gaza + 900 killed in the West Bank be deemed by anyone with a conscience a proportionate response to "approx 1139-2019" Israeli's killed since Oct 7 2023?!🤢
Trump casually ending his post with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" would be more fitting at the end of an email sent round the office asking staff to clean up after themselves in the kitchen.
June 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Trump casually ending his post with "Thank you for your attention to this matter" would be more fitting at the end of an email sent round the office asking staff to clean up after themselves in the kitchen.
Madam here stole my seat when I nipped to the loo & found her like this upon my return. Did I tell her to shift her arse & gimme my seat back? Naw. Gave her some belly rubs & sat myself at the other end of the sofa 🙄 And, to think I vowed I wasnt gonny let her up on the sofa at all 😭🤣 #blacklab #dog
June 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Madam here stole my seat when I nipped to the loo & found her like this upon my return. Did I tell her to shift her arse & gimme my seat back? Naw. Gave her some belly rubs & sat myself at the other end of the sofa 🙄 And, to think I vowed I wasnt gonny let her up on the sofa at all 😭🤣 #blacklab #dog
Pic 1: Muslims @ a bus stop, eve of Eid, Ireland. Posted on X (without ref to the fact it was the eve of Eid). Met with a frenzied response from the hate brigade. Obvs.
Pic 2: Christians having a rer ter over Xmas in Dubai, as promoted by "Visit Dubai". Radio silence from the hate brigade. Obvs.
Pic 2: Christians having a rer ter over Xmas in Dubai, as promoted by "Visit Dubai". Radio silence from the hate brigade. Obvs.
June 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Pic 1: Muslims @ a bus stop, eve of Eid, Ireland. Posted on X (without ref to the fact it was the eve of Eid). Met with a frenzied response from the hate brigade. Obvs.
Pic 2: Christians having a rer ter over Xmas in Dubai, as promoted by "Visit Dubai". Radio silence from the hate brigade. Obvs.
Pic 2: Christians having a rer ter over Xmas in Dubai, as promoted by "Visit Dubai". Radio silence from the hate brigade. Obvs.
The bold Mackey's voice from Southpark always plays in my head when reading Trump's posts. This one being no exception 😂
May 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The bold Mackey's voice from Southpark always plays in my head when reading Trump's posts. This one being no exception 😂
The bold Mackey's voice always plays in my head when reading Trump's posts. This one being no exception 😂
May 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The bold Mackey's voice always plays in my head when reading Trump's posts. This one being no exception 😂