Im so normal abt them like CAN YOU IMAGINE . Nobody in your family relating to you or taking as deep of an interest in your hobbies and thoughts & you discover the inner workings of someone JUST LIKE YOU and u obsess over them for MONTHS and its ur fucking UNCLE.

They are so ridiculously funny to me. Ford, who has been dimension hopping for thirty years, meeting a twelve year old he is blood related to: hm, yes. I will entrust my greatest secrets to him and keep him tucked away in my basement and tell him not to trust anybody but me. For safety, of course!

Ive said before I hc Dip as straight but I also see him being attracted to people who are strong, leader types. Those that are collected and swift in action in a stressful situation like wendy. I feel like no matter the gender of the Author, Dip wouldve been attracted to them.

Like they are so detached from each other and its obvious when dip start the fanboy screaming at ford telling his story as the author. Dip's mind is NAWT connecting the dots that the faceless/nameless entity writing those books is blood related to him. His wires are soooo crossed omg

Im so normal abt them like CAN YOU IMAGINE . Nobody in your family relating to you or taking as deep of an interest in your hobbies and thoughts & you discover the inner workings of someone JUST LIKE YOU and u obsess over them for MONTHS and its ur fucking UNCLE.

Flunk on purpose, obviously. And he was such a shining star, such a rapid decline gets IMMEDIATE attention. And Dip intends to take full advantage of that.

To add on, I honestly hc Dip as straight, sawry!! Ford is literally the Exception. He's got an older man with a dry sense of humour as his chem teacher in his sophomore year. He easily aces the class which means he's exempt from personal tutoring. What ever shall he do.

No I will not stfu abt them btw. Even if I am forever alone in the kitchen, I'm gonna cook.

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!