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Sol
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Halfway doctor of words.
Oh you like slow burns? Well I’ve written 85 thousand words and they haven’t even kissed yet. #fanfic #Ao3 #jegulus
April 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When I was seventeen my guidance counsellor told me that “academia would open doors,” what he failed to mentioned was that those doors would lead to debt and constant anxiety. Should’ve become a plumber. Fuck you, Mr Stewart. #academia #phd
March 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Statistically, I’m part of Britain’s intellectual elite. Realistically, I wince every time I have to buy olive oil.
March 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As someone with a (dusty unused) degree in photography can I just say: “shake it like a Polaroid picture” is a deeply misleading lyric. Please don’t shake your Polaroids, it hurts them.
March 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
MPREG FOR KIDS. I wonder if the author will cover #cakeverse next in the sequel?
#ao3 brainrot is real.

Na but seriously I bet this sent a conservative into an early grave somewhere.
March 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Mark we know that’s you.
Please don’t make your midlife crisis our problem. #facebook #millennialcringe
March 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM