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The Giant Jerk-Off-er-er’s Apprentice: it was a very prestigious institution.
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Huge: I mean, if I wanted to do a ton of paperwork I would kept being a doctor. Huge’s apprentice: You were a doctor? Huge: Yeah, but only to pay my way thru stripper school.
November 8, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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The Giant Jerk-Off-er-er’s Apprentice: it was a very prestigious institution.
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Huge Jackman: Adventure awaits, my ambivalent apprentice. I believe it’s time for you to wrestle your your first richard. Quick, what’s the first rule of giant jerk-offery? Huge’s apprentice: No kissing.
November 8, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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The Giant Jerk-Off-er-er’s Apprentice: This is the sort of commercial you see when you’re watching tv at 3 AM in the Fairy Tale Belt.
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Huge Jackman, professional giant jerk-off-er-er! For the kind of Jack Giants prefer call (276) 522-5633 right now! the man from the first panel still standing sadly in the wreckage of his house: everything's gone what am i going to do Huge Jackman, smiling broadly: No worries, buddy! I've got a "job" for you! Huge Jackman: You're going to have to grow at least twenty feet taller, though.
November 5, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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The Giant Jerk-Off-er-er’s Apprentice: This is the sort of commercial you see when you’re watching tv at 3 AM in the Fairy Tale Belt.
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Three giants doing talking head testimonials Gwarenth, Giant/Telemarketer: He really put his whole body into it. Out of necessity. Because of size disparity. Blargward Giant/Chocolatier: He was fine, I guess. RAAAAAARGH RAAAAAARGH/RAAAAAARGH: RAAAAAARGH
November 5, 2024 at 5:42 PM