Such a rude, disrespectful slob.

I hear he was wearing Dockers and a Timex. So cheug.

He wasn’t crying for the first time in his life and he didn’t say “Sir”!

“If they’re brown,
take them down
Down to the ground”

Standard operating procedure for a monstrosity.

Oof! I was thinking wolves and the moon were pretty fond of each other. Guess that moon can be a real bitch goddess.

'The President's bathroom scale reads 275lbs. Don't you think that's a little odd, considering we know he weighs 215lbs.'

Fixed it fer ya: What a sad, weak excuse for a human being.

“Why was this serial killer was charged with so many more murders than the average person? Sure there were 9 bodies buried in their yard, but to me it looks like lawfare!”

I've been arrested for 50 robberies, I am being targeted. Nevermind that I committed 50 robberies.

Why is this one bank robber always being charged with bank robbery, when people who don't rob banks are never charged? bsky.app/profile/atru...

That’s quite a loop ya got goin’ there, pitchbot.

CBC on YouTube has the whole interview with Professor Timothy Snyder.It's a great interview and it's really worth listening to the whole thing.He used to be at Yale and is now at the University of Toronto.Yale also has Prof Snyder's wonderful free course on Ukraine on YouTube which I also recommend.

Just trying not to scream into the void, by way of absurdity. Head throbs too much to scream.

Probably a lot like the Keystone cops v The Stooges: flailing and woot!wooting! and bumping into and bouncing off of each other, shooting each other accidentally on purpose. 😀 A circular firing squad!

Space lay-zerrz from you-know-whews 🥸🤢

Bwaaahhh Cmdr. Waterford

Help. Please help. Oh, wtf am I thinking. A by turns actively helpful or murderous sky grampaw ain’t no friend o’ mine.