Meg McSweeney
@solange-fairwell.bsky.social
Childless cat lady/humorless scold.
Bri Bri will vote however White House wants him to. Weasel.
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Bri Bri will vote however White House wants him to. Weasel.
But I have to believe I made an impact. #IhavebecomeTHAToldlady
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 AM
But I have to believe I made an impact. #IhavebecomeTHAToldlady
Coming home this evening, I see same dude/same dog, & dog is again crouched in shitting position. Only this time, young man’s right hand is covered by plastic bag, & when dog is done, young man picks up the poop! I honk. The young man looks up, I smile & give a thumbs up. Again: The Gen Z Stare. 3/
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Coming home this evening, I see same dude/same dog, & dog is again crouched in shitting position. Only this time, young man’s right hand is covered by plastic bag, & when dog is done, young man picks up the poop! I honk. The young man looks up, I smile & give a thumbs up. Again: The Gen Z Stare. 3/
In the afternoon, driving my car, I saw the same young man walking the same dog. I beeped my horn and when the young man looked to see why I was honking, I did the two-fingers pointing to my eyes then turning them to point at him (“I’m watching you”) gesture. Another Gen Z Stare. 2/
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 AM
In the afternoon, driving my car, I saw the same young man walking the same dog. I beeped my horn and when the young man looked to see why I was honking, I did the two-fingers pointing to my eyes then turning them to point at him (“I’m watching you”) gesture. Another Gen Z Stare. 2/
I’d have loved to have eavesdropped on Bernadette dishing with MTM about Simon. 🔥
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I’d have loved to have eavesdropped on Bernadette dishing with MTM about Simon. 🔥
It’s not like they were planting grapevines at a Coldplay concert…
a man and a woman are hugging in front of a circle with a sign that says ' exit ' on it
ALT: a man and a woman are hugging in front of a circle with a sign that says ' exit ' on it
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It’s not like they were planting grapevines at a Coldplay concert…
That this has come out on the same day as RFK’s cousin’s article in THE NEW YORKER is just too much for me. apple.news/ApAqLMZKHRXq...
A Battle with My Blood — The New Yorker
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
apple.news
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
That this has come out on the same day as RFK’s cousin’s article in THE NEW YORKER is just too much for me. apple.news/ApAqLMZKHRXq...
We need Skinner & Ripley in a musical about the last days of The Kessler Twins.
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
We need Skinner & Ripley in a musical about the last days of The Kessler Twins.
What about the non-Equity shows Ric says he’ll book “to make the Kennedy Center competitive”? How do we know when we are supporting Union workers with our ticket-buying dollars?
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What about the non-Equity shows Ric says he’ll book “to make the Kennedy Center competitive”? How do we know when we are supporting Union workers with our ticket-buying dollars?
Thank you for saving me money! I suspected everything you just confirmed for me.
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Thank you for saving me money! I suspected everything you just confirmed for me.
“And please keep your fingers curved as nice and high as you possibly can.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
“And please keep your fingers curved as nice and high as you possibly can.”
The banshee from
DARBY O’GILL!!! 😬
DARBY O’GILL!!! 😬
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The banshee from
DARBY O’GILL!!! 😬
DARBY O’GILL!!! 😬
Ooooh! I hope you enjoyed that post-procedure sleep! 😴
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Ooooh! I hope you enjoyed that post-procedure sleep! 😴
Did they give away cars?
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Did they give away cars?