Edd [ARCHIVED]!
@sok-edd-archived.bsky.social
// so this account is officially archived now. i won't be checking it anymore because of bsky's shadowban on it. this serves as just a, you guessed it, archive
// warning: themes of suicide, domestic abuse, prolly more will be present.
// warning: themes of suicide, domestic abuse, prolly more will be present.
Pinned
// THIS will be the pinned. It will have little things about Edd.
// THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW ARCHIVED!!!!!!
August 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
// THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW ARCHIVED!!!!!!
// i think i got them all on a list. i WOULD have done a starter pack but i doubt it could support over 300 people! i'll give y'all the new handle, but until it's fixed, this is the end of this account
August 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
// i think i got them all on a list. i WOULD have done a starter pack but i doubt it could support over 300 people! i'll give y'all the new handle, but until it's fixed, this is the end of this account
I'm going to install an antivirus in myself.
August 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm going to install an antivirus in myself.
// thinking of motifs edd would use besides the obvious one (that being the green soul segment in omega flowey's fight)
August 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
// thinking of motifs edd would use besides the obvious one (that being the green soul segment in omega flowey's fight)
// i put clippy as my youtube profile picture but the image was so big and high quality so now he stares at me in judgement for my hubris
August 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
// i put clippy as my youtube profile picture but the image was so big and high quality so now he stares at me in judgement for my hubris
// here's the v2 of the sprite! still bad, but it was worse before!
August 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
// here's the v2 of the sprite! still bad, but it was worse before!
// revamping the edd fight sprite!
August 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
// revamping the edd fight sprite!
// Chaos deniers in shamb- wait, fuck, that's the right item for the item pool. Nevermind. Post cancelled.
August 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
// Chaos deniers in shamb- wait, fuck, that's the right item for the item pool. Nevermind. Post cancelled.
// sorry folks! i was busy working my ass off to make a place more liveable
August 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
// sorry folks! i was busy working my ass off to make a place more liveable
You learn a thing or two watching other people mix drinks.
Specifically, minors shouldn't be allowed near bars. And that Ramb is actually pretty chill.
Specifically, minors shouldn't be allowed near bars. And that Ramb is actually pretty chill.
I've had worse.
Who the [#&%@] mixes energy drinks and stouts.
Wasn't half bad though surprisingly.
* And he's.... surprisingly still rather sober somehow.
Who the [#&%@] mixes energy drinks and stouts.
Wasn't half bad though surprisingly.
* And he's.... surprisingly still rather sober somehow.
...Are. Are you. Okay??
*Saying "okay" as both a continuation of the prior sentence, as well as (concerned) acceptance.*
*Saying "okay" as both a continuation of the prior sentence, as well as (concerned) acceptance.*
August 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You learn a thing or two watching other people mix drinks.
Specifically, minors shouldn't be allowed near bars. And that Ramb is actually pretty chill.
Specifically, minors shouldn't be allowed near bars. And that Ramb is actually pretty chill.
...Are. Are you. Okay??
*Saying "okay" as both a continuation of the prior sentence, as well as (concerned) acceptance.*
*Saying "okay" as both a continuation of the prior sentence, as well as (concerned) acceptance.*
. . .
* staring blankly at this kid. it's gone.
* . . .
* staring blankly at this kid. it's gone.
* . . .
*Now he's just mortified.*
I.
I wasn't actually going to.
You're not gonna like that.
Dude
Dude stop drinking it
Dude Please
That's not gonna feel very good
Oh my god
Someone call the FDA
I.
I wasn't actually going to.
You're not gonna like that.
Dude
Dude stop drinking it
Dude Please
That's not gonna feel very good
Oh my god
Someone call the FDA
August 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
...Are. Are you. Okay??
*Saying "okay" as both a continuation of the prior sentence, as well as (concerned) acceptance.*
*Saying "okay" as both a continuation of the prior sentence, as well as (concerned) acceptance.*
// why have these interactions made me think of bartender edd au where he serves the drinks, he just doesn't drink them???? like he'd be the kind to be like the best bartender it's just that he doesn't drink (in this case it's 'cause he can't legally)
August 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
// why have these interactions made me think of bartender edd au where he serves the drinks, he just doesn't drink them???? like he'd be the kind to be like the best bartender it's just that he doesn't drink (in this case it's 'cause he can't legally)
*Now he's just mortified.*
I.
I wasn't actually going to.
You're not gonna like that.
Dude
Dude stop drinking it
Dude Please
That's not gonna feel very good
Oh my god
Someone call the FDA
I.
I wasn't actually going to.
You're not gonna like that.
Dude
Dude stop drinking it
Dude Please
That's not gonna feel very good
Oh my god
Someone call the FDA
Yeah. No.
* Taking that away from him and...
* Drinking it all himself.
* Taking that away from him and...
* Drinking it all himself.
Let me have my fun.
*Don't. Don't let him. PLEASE*
*Don't. Don't let him. PLEASE*
August 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
*Now he's just mortified.*
I.
I wasn't actually going to.
You're not gonna like that.
Dude
Dude stop drinking it
Dude Please
That's not gonna feel very good
Oh my god
Someone call the FDA
I.
I wasn't actually going to.
You're not gonna like that.
Dude
Dude stop drinking it
Dude Please
That's not gonna feel very good
Oh my god
Someone call the FDA
Let me have my fun.
*Don't. Don't let him. PLEASE*
*Don't. Don't let him. PLEASE*
Aren't you a kid?
Gonna try a Gonster!!
*EDD NO*
*EDD NO*
August 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Let me have my fun.
*Don't. Don't let him. PLEASE*
*Don't. Don't let him. PLEASE*
Gonna try a Gonster!!
*EDD NO*
*EDD NO*
August 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Gonna try a Gonster!!
*EDD NO*
*EDD NO*
I think getting possessed by whatever that was has COMPLETELY FUCKED OVER MY CHANCES OF EVER RUNNING A BUSINESS!!!!
*A big, pained smile.*
*A big, pained smile.*
August 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I think getting possessed by whatever that was has COMPLETELY FUCKED OVER MY CHANCES OF EVER RUNNING A BUSINESS!!!!
*A big, pained smile.*
*A big, pained smile.*
// YOU MEAN THERES ANOTHER SPAMTON SELFCEST SHIP??
// sighs and flips the spamton selfcest counter to 2
August 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
// YOU MEAN THERES ANOTHER SPAMTON SELFCEST SHIP??
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Haha... god, I'm scared of Mike...
August 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Haha... god, I'm scared of Mike...
Haha... god, I'm scared of Mike...
August 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Haha... god, I'm scared of Mike...
// he already beat the shit out of him
// what's the WORST that can happen lol
// what's the WORST that can happen lol
cool post time
like this if mike is allowed to absolutely ruin your character's life.
thank you. 😊
like this if mike is allowed to absolutely ruin your character's life.
thank you. 😊
August 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
// he already beat the shit out of him
// what's the WORST that can happen lol
// what's the WORST that can happen lol
At least my mom doesn't know about the fact a sentient microphone jumped me...
August 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
At least my mom doesn't know about the fact a sentient microphone jumped me...
*Edd suddenly perks up. Something is wrong. Something is Wrong. SOMETHING IS WRONG.*
August 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
*Edd suddenly perks up. Something is wrong. Something is Wrong. SOMETHING IS WRONG.*
// attempted to make an edd battle sprite but it's kinda, uh... buns.
August 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
// attempted to make an edd battle sprite but it's kinda, uh... buns.
There's something wrong with all of us. Can we just admit that already.
August 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
There's something wrong with all of us. Can we just admit that already.
Am I THAT ugly??
August 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Am I THAT ugly??