Sojourner Dusk
@sojournerdusk.bsky.social
Voice from the periphery.
Former Wanderer.
Professional failure.
He/they/you/it.
Former Wanderer.
Professional failure.
He/they/you/it.
One bonus point for hitting the left or right upright.
Two bonus points for donking the crossbar.
Three bonus points for thumping the camera mounted on the crossbar.
Two bonus points for donking the crossbar.
Three bonus points for thumping the camera mounted on the crossbar.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
One bonus point for hitting the left or right upright.
Two bonus points for donking the crossbar.
Three bonus points for thumping the camera mounted on the crossbar.
Two bonus points for donking the crossbar.
Three bonus points for thumping the camera mounted on the crossbar.
And the burden for this joke then passes to Johnson and the House, once Cornyn gets off his plane and into the chamber.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
And the burden for this joke then passes to Johnson and the House, once Cornyn gets off his plane and into the chamber.
Look, it’s not like anyone expects politicians to have a soul, so what could the Devil possibly get out of these Faustian deals? Well, other than the souls of thousands of innocents suffering the repercussions.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Look, it’s not like anyone expects politicians to have a soul, so what could the Devil possibly get out of these Faustian deals? Well, other than the souls of thousands of innocents suffering the repercussions.
Which would require repealing the Reapportionment Act of 1929 to remove the arbitrary 435 cap, then amending the Constitution to eliminate the Senate.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Which would require repealing the Reapportionment Act of 1929 to remove the arbitrary 435 cap, then amending the Constitution to eliminate the Senate.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
When I was growing up in the ‘80s, one of my dream jobs was to become EIC for the Washington Post. The last few years, I’ve been relieved that particular childhood dream didn’t come true.
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When I was growing up in the ‘80s, one of my dream jobs was to become EIC for the Washington Post. The last few years, I’ve been relieved that particular childhood dream didn’t come true.
I thought “woke” only applied when acknowledging the contributions willingly made by Blacks and other peoples of color. The Heritage Foundation has never shied away from recognizing the melanin-blessed that were instrumental in constructing the South prior to 1865.
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I thought “woke” only applied when acknowledging the contributions willingly made by Blacks and other peoples of color. The Heritage Foundation has never shied away from recognizing the melanin-blessed that were instrumental in constructing the South prior to 1865.
Imagine how much more befuddled you might be on some Hawaiian or Alaskan islands where you could watch the sun both rise *and* set over the Pacific on the same day.
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Imagine how much more befuddled you might be on some Hawaiian or Alaskan islands where you could watch the sun both rise *and* set over the Pacific on the same day.
Hello again, friend of a friend.
November 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Hello again, friend of a friend.
Hammers? In this economy?
My good sir, the workers would likely have to utilize what they carried on themselves, as both a symbolic and practical measure: their boots.
My good sir, the workers would likely have to utilize what they carried on themselves, as both a symbolic and practical measure: their boots.
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hammers? In this economy?
My good sir, the workers would likely have to utilize what they carried on themselves, as both a symbolic and practical measure: their boots.
My good sir, the workers would likely have to utilize what they carried on themselves, as both a symbolic and practical measure: their boots.
How can a man who knows nothing deign to speak with credulity on anything?
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
How can a man who knows nothing deign to speak with credulity on anything?
There’s the campaign photo for every non-Republican running in the midterms.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There’s the campaign photo for every non-Republican running in the midterms.
With Bulma as the referee.
It’s only a fair match if Videl doesn’t fly.
It’s only a fair match if Videl doesn’t fly.
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
With Bulma as the referee.
It’s only a fair match if Videl doesn’t fly.
It’s only a fair match if Videl doesn’t fly.
And, in 2030, they’ll agree to cut carbon emissions by 80% by 2060.
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
And, in 2030, they’ll agree to cut carbon emissions by 80% by 2060.
And the hourly text messages to your phone from dozens of different numbers about the PASC retention elections have finally stopped.
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
And the hourly text messages to your phone from dozens of different numbers about the PASC retention elections have finally stopped.
Did someone say… birthday?
November 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Did someone say… birthday?
Nuking tiles with enemy stacked units? Yeah, don’t give them ideas.
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Nuking tiles with enemy stacked units? Yeah, don’t give them ideas.
Don’t you look forward to the privilege of a disproportionally overpriced seasonal salad with Romanesco and salmonella when you go out to eat?
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Don’t you look forward to the privilege of a disproportionally overpriced seasonal salad with Romanesco and salmonella when you go out to eat?
“That looks great. But who are the Chefs?”
“Great googly-moogly.”
The updated version with Reid just doesn’t have the comedic timing of the original.
“Great googly-moogly.”
The updated version with Reid just doesn’t have the comedic timing of the original.
Snickers Chefs
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November 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“That looks great. But who are the Chefs?”
“Great googly-moogly.”
The updated version with Reid just doesn’t have the comedic timing of the original.
“Great googly-moogly.”
The updated version with Reid just doesn’t have the comedic timing of the original.