Joe Newman
@sojoe.bsky.social
Writer. Dog guy. New dad. 💚 plants. 🤎 soil. St Lawrence Valley raised. Detroit based.
So, is she done done, or is she looking ahead to a presidential run? She’s one of the most ruthless, gain-power-at-all-costs politicians of our time, and I just don’t believe she’s actually gone.
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
So, is she done done, or is she looking ahead to a presidential run? She’s one of the most ruthless, gain-power-at-all-costs politicians of our time, and I just don’t believe she’s actually gone.
I mean they literally said during the campaign that he was America’s daddy and he was going to spank us and spank us.
December 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I mean they literally said during the campaign that he was America’s daddy and he was going to spank us and spank us.
THEY’RE NOT MODERATES JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED FOR THEIR REELECTION CHANCES.
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
THEY’RE NOT MODERATES JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED FOR THEIR REELECTION CHANCES.
He’s been awesome tonight!
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
He’s been awesome tonight!
Ok, is it my imagination or does the ref frown when he’s announcing a cowboys penalty and smile when it’s on the lions? For real, keep an eye on this.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ok, is it my imagination or does the ref frown when he’s announcing a cowboys penalty and smile when it’s on the lions? For real, keep an eye on this.
Yeah, I want my kids to have the option to be poisoned. Freedom of choice is very important. This is America.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Yeah, I want my kids to have the option to be poisoned. Freedom of choice is very important. This is America.
(Sorry, just a bitter Lions fan over here)
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
(Sorry, just a bitter Lions fan over here)
But do the eagles actually suck now? Does beating them mean anything?
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
But do the eagles actually suck now? Does beating them mean anything?
The idea that what young workers want in their work life is to manage swarms of robots seems like something one non-farmer said to a reporter because they can’t understand why anyone would want to do manual labor.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The idea that what young workers want in their work life is to manage swarms of robots seems like something one non-farmer said to a reporter because they can’t understand why anyone would want to do manual labor.
Yeah, stick to reporting. Your takes are no good.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Yeah, stick to reporting. Your takes are no good.
AI. It’s a bunch of BS.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
AI. It’s a bunch of BS.
I mean… old man’s war is a bit horny. Love those books, and also the fact that when the old folks get their new green bodies they just wanna f*ck is… both funny and probably exactly what would happen in real life. Not embarrassingly horny, though, just the right amount.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I mean… old man’s war is a bit horny. Love those books, and also the fact that when the old folks get their new green bodies they just wanna f*ck is… both funny and probably exactly what would happen in real life. Not embarrassingly horny, though, just the right amount.
I mean he’s right about needing to raise the bar in congress. Unlike Randy Newman I don’t have issues with short people across the board, but MJ is actually a demon. Short demons should not be allowed in the House.
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I mean he’s right about needing to raise the bar in congress. Unlike Randy Newman I don’t have issues with short people across the board, but MJ is actually a demon. Short demons should not be allowed in the House.
Thought I’d say something about how this is a terrible headline but y’all got here first
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Thought I’d say something about how this is a terrible headline but y’all got here first
Yesss at least Jameis has fun. RW always looks like he’d rather be somewhere else.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Yesss at least Jameis has fun. RW always looks like he’d rather be somewhere else.
Wait… he doesn’t think people kiss his ass and defer to him enough? I hate the guy and think he’s one of the worst people in the world, but it’s obvious he’s leading an absolutely miserable internal life, and that’s something we can all celebrate, right?
November 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Wait… he doesn’t think people kiss his ass and defer to him enough? I hate the guy and think he’s one of the worst people in the world, but it’s obvious he’s leading an absolutely miserable internal life, and that’s something we can all celebrate, right?
“For example, I asked it to write everything for me and now it has transformed my individual voice into the same amalgamated drivel it spits out for everyone else! More time for scootering! What a win!”
October 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“For example, I asked it to write everything for me and now it has transformed my individual voice into the same amalgamated drivel it spits out for everyone else! More time for scootering! What a win!”
I think the guy narrating is actually really into birds. I feel like there was something about this on Hard Knocks…
October 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I think the guy narrating is actually really into birds. I feel like there was something about this on Hard Knocks…