Ann, Ðēos catte bīteð. #FBPE
@soggymoggy50.bsky.social
I want my EU citizenship back.
Currently making do with citizenship of Wülferhampton.
Currently making do with citizenship of Wülferhampton.
I do hope this is true! 😂
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I do hope this is true! 😂
🎼 Hark the herald spud appears,
Lots of eyes but short of ears. 🎵
Morning, Ash. Happy Spudmas.
Lots of eyes but short of ears. 🎵
Morning, Ash. Happy Spudmas.
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
🎼 Hark the herald spud appears,
Lots of eyes but short of ears. 🎵
Morning, Ash. Happy Spudmas.
Lots of eyes but short of ears. 🎵
Morning, Ash. Happy Spudmas.
And to you too, Hattie. 😘
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 AM
And to you too, Hattie. 😘
Right back at ya.
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Right back at ya.
Just seen the first Santa-hatted twat of the year, and didn’t have my seax with me.
What a start to the week!
What a start to the week!
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Just seen the first Santa-hatted twat of the year, and didn’t have my seax with me.
What a start to the week!
What a start to the week!
After dinner game for the lower tables, @wulfhelm.bsky.social?
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
After dinner game for the lower tables, @wulfhelm.bsky.social?
Afternoon, Ash.
When I was young + foolish I bought some flap fronted trousers (similar arrangement to 👇).
The numerous buttons were too tight in the buttonholes, with the result that on a night out in my favourite pub, I failed to undo them in time, and pissed myself. Very visibly.
Binned them!
When I was young + foolish I bought some flap fronted trousers (similar arrangement to 👇).
The numerous buttons were too tight in the buttonholes, with the result that on a night out in my favourite pub, I failed to undo them in time, and pissed myself. Very visibly.
Binned them!
October 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Afternoon, Ash.
When I was young + foolish I bought some flap fronted trousers (similar arrangement to 👇).
The numerous buttons were too tight in the buttonholes, with the result that on a night out in my favourite pub, I failed to undo them in time, and pissed myself. Very visibly.
Binned them!
When I was young + foolish I bought some flap fronted trousers (similar arrangement to 👇).
The numerous buttons were too tight in the buttonholes, with the result that on a night out in my favourite pub, I failed to undo them in time, and pissed myself. Very visibly.
Binned them!
Just crapped in Wulfie’s other slipper.
(Mean git.)
(Mean git.)
October 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Just crapped in Wulfie’s other slipper.
(Mean git.)
(Mean git.)
Just crapped in Wulfie’s slipper.
October 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Just crapped in Wulfie’s slipper.
The Wülferhampton porkers tend to be a bit spicy.
October 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Wülferhampton porkers tend to be a bit spicy.
Current status.
It’s a hard life, but I’m taking one for the team.
It’s a hard life, but I’m taking one for the team.
September 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Current status.
It’s a hard life, but I’m taking one for the team.
It’s a hard life, but I’m taking one for the team.
Pah. That's only 7 more than me - and you've been here longer.
Try harder!
Try harder!
September 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Pah. That's only 7 more than me - and you've been here longer.
Try harder!
Try harder!
September 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
A majestic flotilla of swans on the Rhine.
#ShitBirdPhotos
#ShitBirdPhotos
September 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A majestic flotilla of swans on the Rhine.
#ShitBirdPhotos
#ShitBirdPhotos
He’d fit in well in Wülferhampton.
August 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
He’d fit in well in Wülferhampton.
An excellent plan.
August 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
An excellent plan.
Magritte nailed it.
August 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Magritte nailed it.
Name that tomato!
August 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Name that tomato!
I appear to have received a communication from the Wülferhampton Potato Marketing Board.
August 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I appear to have received a communication from the Wülferhampton Potato Marketing Board.
Here we go …
July 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Here we go …
Look what arrived today. A thing of beauty.
The neighbours are in for such a treat! 😈🙉
The neighbours are in for such a treat! 😈🙉
July 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Look what arrived today. A thing of beauty.
The neighbours are in for such a treat! 😈🙉
The neighbours are in for such a treat! 😈🙉
I think my new heart rate monitor is taking the piss!
June 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I think my new heart rate monitor is taking the piss!
I think that warrants this.
June 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I think that warrants this.
On a diplomatic mission to Pastyland, bringing civilised skonn practices to the heathen jam-firsters.
June 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
On a diplomatic mission to Pastyland, bringing civilised skonn practices to the heathen jam-firsters.