the popeyes 5-piece blackened chicken tenders combo with mashed potatoes & a biscuit is 51 grams of protein btw.
February 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
the popeyes 5-piece blackened chicken tenders combo with mashed potatoes & a biscuit is 51 grams of protein btw.
things keep happening (derogatory)!
January 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
things keep happening (derogatory)!
spooning leftover compote onto cake scraps for breakfast
January 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
spooning leftover compote onto cake scraps for breakfast
using my fake nails as a shoe horn so I don’t have to untie my gym shoes.
January 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
using my fake nails as a shoe horn so I don’t have to untie my gym shoes.
called a health insurance company to get quotes & could tell the guy felt so bad for me lmao
January 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
called a health insurance company to get quotes & could tell the guy felt so bad for me lmao
if this is your third or fourth time seeing these, get over it!
January 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
if this is your third or fourth time seeing these, get over it!
I could contribute nothing but verbal head nods, “oh gosh,” “how neat,” & “yeah for sure” & this man would think we’re getting along so well just sh**t me at this point.
November 26, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I could contribute nothing but verbal head nods, “oh gosh,” “how neat,” & “yeah for sure” & this man would think we’re getting along so well just sh**t me at this point.
I love the NFL team called the Detroit Lions.
November 25, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I love the NFL team called the Detroit Lions.
heating pad, soft blanket, raspberry leaf tea, & 500 mg of ibuprofen.
November 21, 2024 at 2:37 AM
heating pad, soft blanket, raspberry leaf tea, & 500 mg of ibuprofen.
I don’t want to go to the gym I want to work on my fragrance spreadsheet.
November 20, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I don’t want to go to the gym I want to work on my fragrance spreadsheet.
we’re recharging together
November 16, 2024 at 11:45 PM
we’re recharging together
if you, as a man, approach me in the gym & I smell like deep fried onion rings from the county fair that’s your punishment & frankly, more than you deserve.
November 16, 2024 at 1:08 AM
if you, as a man, approach me in the gym & I smell like deep fried onion rings from the county fair that’s your punishment & frankly, more than you deserve.
I think a hot pastrami sandwich could fix me right now.
November 15, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I think a hot pastrami sandwich could fix me right now.
Told my father about the AG pick & he pulled out the fattest joint I’ve ever seen & went nonverbal.
November 14, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Told my father about the AG pick & he pulled out the fattest joint I’ve ever seen & went nonverbal.
please i don’t want to yearn anymore i want to experience.
October 20, 2023 at 4:37 PM
please i don’t want to yearn anymore i want to experience.
why am i, as a hot brunette woman, doing my own yard work?
August 19, 2023 at 5:47 PM
why am i, as a hot brunette woman, doing my own yard work?