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I’ll kill for my Blueskylers. Back the fuck off.
EPCOT is trippy… in the best and worst of ways!
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
EPCOT is trippy… in the best and worst of ways!
Kirby keeps riding me dafuq - ☆
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Kirby keeps riding me dafuq - ☆
She mad at me cause I kirby air ride her dog
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
She mad at me cause I kirby air ride her dog
She mad at me cause I learned my lessons and applied them dutifully
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
She mad at me cause I learned my lessons and applied them dutifully
I am filled with vigor. Until I am blue, I will try my best!
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I am filled with vigor. Until I am blue, I will try my best!
Rain drops keep falling on my head 🤦♂️
June 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Rain drops keep falling on my head 🤦♂️
DEPORT KATHRYN BIGELOW
June 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
DEPORT KATHRYN BIGELOW
Telling me that basically you’re not looking out for me??????????????
June 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Telling me that basically you’re not looking out for me??????????????
Fettuccini alfredo is a beloved dish that has delighted diners for well over a century.
June 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Fettuccini alfredo is a beloved dish that has delighted diners for well over a century.
Jackson Maine just came into my work and treated all employees with loving respect!!
April 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Jackson Maine just came into my work and treated all employees with loving respect!!
Some people call themselves communists but still recline their seat on the airplane
March 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Some people call themselves communists but still recline their seat on the airplane
Fuck my job it’s time to make shoegaze. Need gear. Need to buy gear need discount codes and shit. Need guitar pedals like crazy
March 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Fuck my job it’s time to make shoegaze. Need gear. Need to buy gear need discount codes and shit. Need guitar pedals like crazy
The Monkey. If you’re reading this: Let’s die, let’s meet up and die. Let’s die. ASAP. Let’s meet right now
February 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Monkey. If you’re reading this: Let’s die, let’s meet up and die. Let’s die. ASAP. Let’s meet right now
Some of you post stuff like.. “What if William Fichtner was in Dune 🤯”
Yeah okay what then? Life goes on blockhead
Yeah okay what then? Life goes on blockhead
February 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Some of you post stuff like.. “What if William Fichtner was in Dune 🤯”
Yeah okay what then? Life goes on blockhead
Yeah okay what then? Life goes on blockhead
Let’s align up our trampolines and make a pathway!
February 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Let’s align up our trampolines and make a pathway!
Tuesdays hate to see me coming!
February 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tuesdays hate to see me coming!