🐛🌈AJ 3000🌈🐛
@softfuzzyman.bsky.social
i'm aj i'm 23 i'm they i'm alive
the question that The Metamorphosis asks is "would you still love me if i was a worm" and the answer is a resounding No
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
the question that The Metamorphosis asks is "would you still love me if i was a worm" and the answer is a resounding No
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Happy Halloween to everyone from all the Stickyfrogs! 🎃👻🐸👻🎃
Jens, Round Frog and Long Frog each had a Big Tasty Treatie and Trevor and Beverley had a wonderful time at their first Halloween!
Jens, Round Frog and Long Frog each had a Big Tasty Treatie and Trevor and Beverley had a wonderful time at their first Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Happy Halloween to everyone from all the Stickyfrogs! 🎃👻🐸👻🎃
Jens, Round Frog and Long Frog each had a Big Tasty Treatie and Trevor and Beverley had a wonderful time at their first Halloween!
Jens, Round Frog and Long Frog each had a Big Tasty Treatie and Trevor and Beverley had a wonderful time at their first Halloween!
walking the dog on Halloween call that Pee or Pooping
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
walking the dog on Halloween call that Pee or Pooping
it has come to my attention that i did not know Po the red Teletubby's pronouns, so i am issuing a public apology for all of the times i have misgendered her in the past. I'm sorry Po
October 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
it has come to my attention that i did not know Po the red Teletubby's pronouns, so i am issuing a public apology for all of the times i have misgendered her in the past. I'm sorry Po
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小貝ちゃん。
Little Clam-chan.
#hinemizushima #clam #feltart #fibreart #softsculpture #fibrecraft #水島ひね #wip
Little Clam-chan.
#hinemizushima #clam #feltart #fibreart #softsculpture #fibrecraft #水島ひね #wip
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
小貝ちゃん。
Little Clam-chan.
#hinemizushima #clam #feltart #fibreart #softsculpture #fibrecraft #水島ひね #wip
Little Clam-chan.
#hinemizushima #clam #feltart #fibreart #softsculpture #fibrecraft #水島ひね #wip
[tlc no scrubs] a duck is a guy that swims & flys and is also known as a Mallard
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
[tlc no scrubs] a duck is a guy that swims & flys and is also known as a Mallard
played Go Fish for the first time in like 15 years probably and i forgot to say "go fish" literally every single time i denied possession of a card. i just kept saying "no~" in a soft high voice
October 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
played Go Fish for the first time in like 15 years probably and i forgot to say "go fish" literally every single time i denied possession of a card. i just kept saying "no~" in a soft high voice
so thankful for free 💉clinics and so in pain aaaahhhh aaaahhhhhh 💪
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
so thankful for free 💉clinics and so in pain aaaahhhh aaaahhhhhh 💪
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this is the way i lie on the bathroom floor when i feel like i'm going to throw up
October 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
this is the way i lie on the bathroom floor when i feel like i'm going to throw up
when that Fluconazole hits #YeastInfection
October 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
when that Fluconazole hits #YeastInfection
welcome back frozen fingers season
October 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
welcome back frozen fingers season
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my quest to get a birding comic into the New Yorker continues, but this one did not succeed in its mission
October 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
my quest to get a birding comic into the New Yorker continues, but this one did not succeed in its mission
what Weebl was talkin about
October 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
what Weebl was talkin about
these are harder to open than most drug packaging
September 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
these are harder to open than most drug packaging
there are so many fisker oceans in nyc and they're all rideshare vehicles
September 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
there are so many fisker oceans in nyc and they're all rideshare vehicles
child on the train with a mcdonalds tiny tan toy just twisting its head around and around and around as it makes a sharp clicking noise
September 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
child on the train with a mcdonalds tiny tan toy just twisting its head around and around and around as it makes a sharp clicking noise
the bus driver has it absolutely frigid in this thing even though it's beautiful outside. completely unnecessary to turn me into a popsicle for 4 hours
September 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the bus driver has it absolutely frigid in this thing even though it's beautiful outside. completely unnecessary to turn me into a popsicle for 4 hours
i've finally been caught whispering fervently to myself about food safety in the shower, as i've been doing for years. i'm nearly crying laughing because he said he could make out the word "Pasteurized" and nothing else
strange vibes caused by AJ loudly but indecipherably whispering in the shower for minutes on end with great energy not responding to my inquiries while the cat alternates between staring at the bathroom door and at me
September 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i've finally been caught whispering fervently to myself about food safety in the shower, as i've been doing for years. i'm nearly crying laughing because he said he could make out the word "Pasteurized" and nothing else
i've been Owned online
while eating lunch I looked over and AJ had horse game video up on their iPad and was scribbling something on a piece of paper in front of them as it played
me [joking]: are you taking strategy notes
aj [serious]: yes
me [joking]: are you taking strategy notes
aj [serious]: yes
September 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i've been Owned online
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new political parties "brings phone into bathroom" and "does not bring phone into bathroom"
August 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
new political parties "brings phone into bathroom" and "does not bring phone into bathroom"