He needs him biblically(he’s going to eat the body of Christ)

I’m gonna go insane this is so delicious 🫦😩💖

Sero, in the car: Kirishima we have to tell him! We can’t just keep “letting him figure it out” it’s been like 10 years and the best he’s come up with is hungering for human flesh!

#dkbk

You run to catch up to Deku to tell him to fuck off, instead of just waiting until you saw him again bc it’s not like you go to fucking school together & have the same damn class & walk the same damn way to said school…
Anyway, right after your fit AM showed up & made Deku his apprentice”

“WHAT?!”

Kacchan yanked him back down.

“Oh no you don’t, we’re just getting started, I’m gonna give you a play by play of the next year with all my gained knowledge and insight. They say hindsight is 20/20, so let’s get you a clear picture of what your life becomes. Let’s start about 20 minutes later after

that wasn’t Dekus first time facing the sludge villain, he was attacked by that bitch not even a full hour before you, he knew exactly what kind of danger he was facing. The only luck at play was that Deku and All Might showed up when they did, You were lucky, not him.”

Katsuki moved to get up, but

backpack off,while running, annnd RIGHT THERE!” Kacchan pumps his fist in the air, “hits the sludge fucker right in the eye, and then you get your first real breath & bitch he’s there, blah blah.”

Katsuki stared, unsure how to process what he was seeing

“But here’s the real kick in the nuts,

was save you from yourself for a few minutes so that All Might had the time to get there.”

“He flew in blind and we got lucky.”

“Lucky? I think you need to watch again.” Kacchan pulled up another video. “Watch him closely. He ducks around Kamui Woods, dodges Death Arms and that other guy, gets his

All Might did! All Deku did was get himself nearly killed too-“

“Shut the fuck up. God even now you can’t be at least a little grateful. Until he showed up you were still throwing fireworks, he saved you, your reputation, your chances at being a hero, and all those other people. Even if all he did

save everyone from You, not the villain, YOU.
And worst of all you don’t even realize that until yeaars later. Businesses had to be shut down, people couldn’t go home for weeks. And Deku, fucking Deku still came to get your sorry ass, he saved more than just you that day…”

“Deku didn’t save me,

and when that wasn’t working you panicked and doubled down. You set the whole alleyway and beyond on fucking fire. The Pros had to divert their attention and resources from rescuing just you to evacuating the whole area and containing the fire.
There was 5 pros on scene that day, and they had to

frozen on his own panicked face, totally freaking out & completely unaware that in three seconds Deku would be leaping into action

Kacchan started up again before Katsuki could arrest his attention back.

“But your real mistake is that your dumbass got cocky & started throwing explosions everywhere

one of the bottles the sludge guy had been stuffed inside and dropped there by All Might.
I could argue that if you controlled your temper and pulled your head out your ass about Deku you might have noticed.”

Katsuki looked like he might argue but half his attention was glued to the screen

Kacchan turned on the tv and connected his phone, first thing he brought up was a compilation of footage from the sludge incident

“From start to finish this whole thing was your fault” Kacchan seethed bitterly, “you were bitching about Deku right before this, and you kicked a pile of trash, and in