Dalton (he/they)
@soft.bsky.social
Disgruntled neurodivergent antifascist armed with poorly timed jokes and other softboy nerd shit
Cis men are impossible to shop for. Like I'm begging you to have one unique interest
December 14, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Cis men are impossible to shop for. Like I'm begging you to have one unique interest
I'll never remember my baristas name and I'll never not feel bad about it
December 5, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I'll never remember my baristas name and I'll never not feel bad about it
Looking for a polycule except instead of fucking we're just all best friends who have each other's backs no matter what
December 3, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Looking for a polycule except instead of fucking we're just all best friends who have each other's backs no matter what
My 4 y/o just asked "why do trees grow?" and I now understand why parents lie
November 22, 2024 at 8:55 PM
My 4 y/o just asked "why do trees grow?" and I now understand why parents lie
Turns out my dream job is still a job and I'd be much happier doing shit all if I could
November 21, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Turns out my dream job is still a job and I'd be much happier doing shit all if I could
Never closer to death than when I draw a bath at the end of a long day and it's lukewarm. LUKEWARM!
September 25, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Never closer to death than when I draw a bath at the end of a long day and it's lukewarm. LUKEWARM!
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just got my belated birthday present from @soft.bsky.social
😤😡
😤😡
August 26, 2023 at 4:13 PM
just got my belated birthday present from @soft.bsky.social
😤😡
😤😡
Too true bird, too true
July 14, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Too true bird, too true
Late night shows would be so much better if everyone was high
July 13, 2023 at 3:18 AM
Late night shows would be so much better if everyone was high
Help I just found Heelys in my size at the thrift store 👀
June 30, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Help I just found Heelys in my size at the thrift store 👀
It's time we start demanding cup holders on public transit
June 24, 2023 at 12:17 AM
It's time we start demanding cup holders on public transit
More news articles criticizing millennial "treat culture," like yeah cause we can't afford "meal culture" with so-called "restaurants"
June 18, 2023 at 7:46 PM
More news articles criticizing millennial "treat culture," like yeah cause we can't afford "meal culture" with so-called "restaurants"
In happy news, the Holi Fest was incredible
May 29, 2023 at 5:47 PM
In happy news, the Holi Fest was incredible
People who still believe in trickle-down theory have clearly never gotten movie theater popcorn with the entire buckets worth of butter only poured on top
May 26, 2023 at 12:59 AM
People who still believe in trickle-down theory have clearly never gotten movie theater popcorn with the entire buckets worth of butter only poured on top
Not enough white people learning the art of shutting-the-fuck-up (myself included). If you ever think "yeah I learned some shit and now I gotta say stuff so people know I'm 'one of the good ones,'" you've probably stopped listening.
May 25, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Not enough white people learning the art of shutting-the-fuck-up (myself included). If you ever think "yeah I learned some shit and now I gotta say stuff so people know I'm 'one of the good ones,'" you've probably stopped listening.
This seems like the place to show off my cute lil kitchen herbs (that I'll undoubtedly kill off before long)
May 25, 2023 at 2:46 AM
This seems like the place to show off my cute lil kitchen herbs (that I'll undoubtedly kill off before long)
Oh so this platform is all the people who said, "we don't like Prom, let's do our own," and now we're in a basement with all of socially awkward friends nodding to the music until more people arrive
May 24, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Oh so this platform is all the people who said, "we don't like Prom, let's do our own," and now we're in a basement with all of socially awkward friends nodding to the music until more people arrive
So so much more skeet and orcas than I expected on this site
May 24, 2023 at 6:52 AM
So so much more skeet and orcas than I expected on this site
I'm hesitant to commit to another new platform so I'm gonna treat it like a new relationship and go absolutely all in while neglecting all my other platforms
May 24, 2023 at 6:15 AM
I'm hesitant to commit to another new platform so I'm gonna treat it like a new relationship and go absolutely all in while neglecting all my other platforms