I let out a legitimately non-sexual “that’s what she said!” this evening and I kind of feel like I let down Steve Carell.

Can’t wait for the upcoming Blackwater #SuperBowl commercial…

This chunky Super Bowl scoreboard overlay is absolute trash.

Sam Darnold? More like Sam Dartnold. #vikings #nfl #packers #skol #gopackgo

Why does Mike McCowthy coach the Cowboys?

… for the moolah.

With a name like Darnold, you’d think he’d be at least 40. But Sam Darnold is actually only 27. #vikings #skol

Gunner likes the sunny spot on the floor and barking at tension on television. He’s also 14 but will live forever #dog