OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.

“Take a deep breath. Pretend your parents are dead. Press start.” By Sofia Javed

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