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I regretfully have decided to stop pursuing the title of "town bully" as I just got my ass kicked by a 3'5" man named Laurent at the local Walmart after i did some harmless lighthearted tease play on him typical of the town bully type
June 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I regretfully have decided to stop pursuing the title of "town bully" as I just got my ass kicked by a 3'5" man named Laurent at the local Walmart after i did some harmless lighthearted tease play on him typical of the town bully type
Cheesecake Factory vent check 5/24/25
May 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Cheesecake Factory vent check 5/24/25
some local church is having a clam bake this month but my wife wont let me go!
May 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
some local church is having a clam bake this month but my wife wont let me go!
if you are a husband it is your responsibility to figure out how to pirate stuff for your wife. if you cant figure out how to get Wicked.2024.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL.mkv onto your plex server by friday night she is rightfully going to leave your ass.
April 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
if you are a husband it is your responsibility to figure out how to pirate stuff for your wife. if you cant figure out how to get Wicked.2024.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL.mkv onto your plex server by friday night she is rightfully going to leave your ass.
dude I told you not to bring your girlfriend around here she smells like mcdonalds and makes the crew hungry for fries 🤬🤬
April 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
dude I told you not to bring your girlfriend around here she smells like mcdonalds and makes the crew hungry for fries 🤬🤬
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Of course my soda enjoying ass is enjoying a soda right now
July 14, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Of course my soda enjoying ass is enjoying a soda right now
if someone is being insane in public or yelling at their kids or something you shouldnt intervene bc what if they're filming a gonzo movie or doing a social experiment. You wouldn't want to ruin it!
March 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
if someone is being insane in public or yelling at their kids or something you shouldnt intervene bc what if they're filming a gonzo movie or doing a social experiment. You wouldn't want to ruin it!
every time I feel sick or have a headache my family just assumes I haven't drinken enough soda. Dude I drank my soda! Sometimes even people who drank their soda are sick! Be kind to me!
March 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
every time I feel sick or have a headache my family just assumes I haven't drinken enough soda. Dude I drank my soda! Sometimes even people who drank their soda are sick! Be kind to me!
this girl on the girl scout cookie wrapper is giving it her whole soul. respect to this girl.
March 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
this girl on the girl scout cookie wrapper is giving it her whole soul. respect to this girl.
IF IT'S GLUTEN FREE ITS NOT FOR ME IF IT'S GLUTEN FREE ITS NOT FOR ME!!!!
February 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
IF IT'S GLUTEN FREE ITS NOT FOR ME IF IT'S GLUTEN FREE ITS NOT FOR ME!!!!
Wtf was up with this asshole
February 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Wtf was up with this asshole
I hate these losers so much. every few months they crawl out of their stupid ass lab to say "things are getting worse" with their big ugly physical metaphor. Thanks for the info fuggos like I couldn't tell things were bad by going outside I needed a giant clock to tell me. Get a job!
The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists moved the Doomsday Clock one second closer to catastrophe, citing the threat of climate change, nuclear war and the misuse of artificial intelligence.
Doomsday Clock Moves One Second Closer to Catastrophe
The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists shifted the hands of the symbolic clock to 89 seconds to midnight, citing the threat of climate change, nuclear war and the misuse of artificial intelligence.
www.nytimes.com
January 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I hate these losers so much. every few months they crawl out of their stupid ass lab to say "things are getting worse" with their big ugly physical metaphor. Thanks for the info fuggos like I couldn't tell things were bad by going outside I needed a giant clock to tell me. Get a job!
Church is going to be so crowded today 😂😂😂 all those TEENS are gonna be so bored without their precious dance app they won't know what to do besides come to the lord!!
January 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Church is going to be so crowded today 😂😂😂 all those TEENS are gonna be so bored without their precious dance app they won't know what to do besides come to the lord!!
The shortest sad story - "no soda in the fridge"
January 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The shortest sad story - "no soda in the fridge"
got kicked out of my local theater by a karen for yelling "OPPA SCROOGE STYLE" even though a lot of the people in the audience laughed
December 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
got kicked out of my local theater by a karen for yelling "OPPA SCROOGE STYLE" even though a lot of the people in the audience laughed
I hope the Hawk Tuah girl doesn't get in trouble for her crypto scam bc I want her to release a really cool Hawk Tuah Christmas song.
December 8, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I hope the Hawk Tuah girl doesn't get in trouble for her crypto scam bc I want her to release a really cool Hawk Tuah Christmas song.
Americans rejoice as the Diarrhea Song goes into public domain, meaning it's now okay to sing in schools
January 1, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Americans rejoice as the Diarrhea Song goes into public domain, meaning it's now okay to sing in schools
spending my day with custody of my kids watching the "Top 100 Star Wars Parody Raps of 2023" and laughing our butts off
January 1, 2024 at 9:15 PM
spending my day with custody of my kids watching the "Top 100 Star Wars Parody Raps of 2023" and laughing our butts off
Dude.... I thought I knew you. I thought you were chaste...
December 22, 2023 at 5:59 AM
Dude.... I thought I knew you. I thought you were chaste...